idowhatilike: COURTESY OF KAAAAAAAAT ♥ (Hu// annoying)
Evve ([personal profile] idowhatilike) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm

[The most disgruntled video]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
bassinyoface: (GARBAGE DAY!)

[Video]

[personal profile] bassinyoface 2012-07-12 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you asked. Well, I'm going to go beat up so jerks, then kick back and smoke some fine cubans.
bassinyoface: (Here's Peacock!)

[Video]

[personal profile] bassinyoface 2012-07-12 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you. I hope to corrupt the impressionable little tikes.
bassinyoface: (Does the baby want their bottle?)

[Video]

[personal profile] bassinyoface 2012-07-13 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Look weird? What are you talking about. Isn't this normal~

[Peacock the waves here robotic arms around, then sticks a hand through her eye socket and it comes out her hat. Her metal teeth then extend out and do a few chomps.]
Edited 2012-07-13 15:38 (UTC)
bassinyoface: (Hello nurse!)

[Video np, I was also delayed]

[personal profile] bassinyoface 2012-07-24 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry to burst your bubble, but I am the only one that looks like this. Not to say my world isn't filled with freaks, like fishmen, booby ninja nurses, living hair, and people who's skin is their intestines.