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smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm
idowhatilike) wrote in smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm
[The most disgruntled video]
[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
[How is she not dead yet]
Presuming you aren't constantly drunk as it is.
[she's not in range that is the only reason why]
... And for the record, I do not get drunk.
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[SHEESH.]
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What.
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[ Evve's got copy/paste figured out. ]
You said this earlier.
For someone who doesn't care what anyone thinks, you sure sound obligated to explain yourself.
:3
[ As if he can't see it, but she knows he can. ]
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[Listen to that voice feed, Evve.
Listen to that sound of Shadow rage-punching his camera and then his microphone. WHATEVER, HE'LL FUCKING REPLACE THOSE, HE'S DONE WITH YOU.
... that, and he really doesn't know how to answer that other than a simple `shut up and leave me alone`. Might as well cut out the middle man.]