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Evve ([personal profile] idowhatilike) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm

[The most disgruntled video]

[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]

I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.

[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.

[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]

[Video]

[personal profile] boo_blimp_babe 2012-07-11 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Naw, things here can get on the extreme of the wild side and shit. Time paradoxes, crazy robots that mind control, fairies that blow shit up, maniacal overlords, fuck man, if you can imagine it? It probably fucking happens here. Or could happen, or has happen and it might just fuckin' happen again!

But hey, it'll never bore the shit outta you that's for fuckin' sure.
boo_blimp_babe: (They're squishy!)

[Video]

[personal profile] boo_blimp_babe 2012-07-12 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, if I knew that I might as well be hittin' the casino's hot stuff.

Sometimes it's mellow, other times you wish it was mellow. It's pretty chaotic, but then again, that's how I like that shit.
boo_blimp_babe: (Beach/Celphone)

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[personal profile] boo_blimp_babe 2012-07-12 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Shit, no problem.

If ya need anything else, jus' holler at me gurl.