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smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm
idowhatilike) wrote in smashacademy2012-07-10 03:29 pm
[The most disgruntled video]
[ A new woman has appeared on your campus, Smash, and she looks less than thrilled about her situation. At first it was rather exciting, but now she's just narrowing her new human eyes at all you little snot balls and desiring nothing more than to leave. When she speaks, her face remains somewhat deadpan, but she is going to try to sound like she cares about what she's saying. Here we go. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
I was told to introduce myself. [ That was probably not the greatest start. ] My name is Evve, and I would like to point out that I am an Eevee, not a human, but for the sake of convenience with language barriers, we're gonna roll with this. [ She leans back in her chair, sharp copper eyes rolling toward the ceiling. ] I'm apparently a new member of some team of authoritative figures, which means I have to make sure no one does anything stupid, which is basically like asking for the impossible, so, yeah. PFFT. Okay.
[ With a sharp, long exhale, she looks at the camera. ] Buuuut if we could just make this easier and everyone just sit in one spot for the rest of their time here at this academy, I would really appreciate the cooperation. Yeah? [ She nods. ] Yeeeeah.
[ ooc: Evve is pretty much going to stay in human form unless noted otherwise. I JUST LACK ICONS FOR NOW. okay, thanks. BYE. ]
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Sorry.
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[Man, now she feels a little bad for getting all uppi-- WAIT NO HER ANGER WAS RIGHTEOUS RRRGH.]
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Humans are careless and disrespectful. Even if you were an Umbreon, I can't forgive the one who did this to you.
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[But considering the other things that went on around that time - deaths in the family, tension between the humans and non-humans at the school and beatings in the night... Being bitter toward humanity at large for everything that happened that winter seems good.]
It sounds a little like you've got your own reasons to be less than fond of humans. --Ah, not that I mean to pry or anything.
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[ There is an unusual hesitation for this girl all the sudden. What to say, she wonders. ]
The humans have treated me quite well, actually. I've lead a life that was enriched with good fortune thus far.
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Ah, you're awfully lucky then.
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They're all idiots, though.
[ Welp. ]
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[Snerk.]
At any rate, if you still need any help with settling in after all that, just let me know.