I wish suemrm was longer and i DOnt wanna go back to classes,,,,,. i already missed awhoel whole week. what if instead f studnet I became............... Shcool Mascot

that;s something a job someone ca h ave at school that isnl;t teeching. Right? （・∀・）

well anyway whens halloween

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[Now it's a video.

A video of a very excited-looking little girl with ridiculously long, purple hair and a pair of glasses that are just a little too big for her. There's a yellow Pikmin tucked into her breast pocket. But most notable of all- or at least she thinks so anyway- is the bright pink flower in her hair.]

My sister Vianca is the best sister ever!!

[Ai grabs the computer and leans in closely, showing her flower to the camera.]

Isn't it beautiful!?

[Wow gosh she is excited. She leans back in her seat and gives the camera a double thumbs up.]

[There's a Watt looking right at the screen, trying to look as cheery as possible. There were plenty of reasons for her to be happy, most importantly today being her birthday and the fact that apparently riots in the city were dwindling down thanks to the sudden change in movement, but she couldn't shake the uneasiness of everything that's happened in the city for the past few months. It's been a scary time for her, even though she hasn't really explained it to anyone, or at least, more specifically.

Despite feel very nervous about the situation, she tried to put on her best face as possible!]

Hi, everyone! Um, um, so, today's my birthday! I can't believe it's here already, this year has gone by so fast! I, um, I've been trying to figure out something to do for my birthday, like, um, going out of town somewhere, but...um...I'm too scared to go outside the school.

[She briefly lost face there at the last second, so she quickly pulled herself together, shaking her head and putting back on that big smile!]

So! Um, I'm trying to figure out things to do in the school that's really fun to do for my birthday. I really haven't come up with anything, though, besides, um, drawing, but I do that a lot anyway. I wanna do something special! Does anyone have any ideas on what to do?

[This time, rather than a small creature with a mask, a human face greets you on a video feed. Genny has a bright, cheery look on said human face.]

Good day, Smash Academy! General Guy here, again! Now that I'm fully settled back in, I want to get to work!

[He picks up a stack of papers and begins to flick through them, humming as he does. Was that it? Did he forget he left the video feed on?


oh no wait he's back]

O-kay! So.

[He puts a "sympathetic" look on his face. It's not really coming across.]

It's been strange, I know. I saw that Mr. Powers is planning on running a seminar to help non- human students acclimate better to a human life, and that's excellent! However, as a non- human myself, I believe even more can be done.

Perhaps there's a way to help humans better understand the lives of non- humans? To show the other side of the coin? I believe it would be beneficial, and would.

[Genny steals a look at his notes.]

... Help prevent a division from being formed within the student body here on campus.

[He puts his fingers together, and points them at the camera in a non- threatening, authoritative pose.]

It's all up to you, the student body. What way would you best like to share your stories? Please leave your suggestions as a response to this entry, or in my mailbox.

( Did you miss my terrible narrations? )

hhhello i am connor/.,

i am told iwas your new custodiann and iasdfsvk.

[Aw crap, his fingers slipped, this must look really stupid how do you get rid of all this ugly mess. Okay welp, now he accidentally turned on the camera and now you can see his frustrated confused face as he stared at the computer. To the few who had seen him, he had his cloaked hood on. And now, his hood was off. So here this face posted all over the network for you to see as this super srs Native American dude is looking like a total moron right now.]

iit is nice to meet you alll;.

[...Ib left. While this was upsetting, it's not like Garry can stop anything. Not only would that be clingy and rude, but it would really just be...wrong. They were friends, and Ib was to go home back to her parents.

Besides, with everything going on...Garry wanted her to be safe. And that was the most important thing. Always has been, always will be. But here is a Garry, trying to be cheery. And on the network.]

Hello, everyone. Is everyone having a great holiday?

I just wanted to say to whomever is taking my class; after we exchange valentines, we'll be working on a special project!

Okay, all you have to do is bring in something that comes to mind when you think of love. It can be anything! It just has to have that kind of meaning to you.

I'll have some basic seasonal stuff but I just wanted to give the option of bringing in something that's yours.

So I'll see you!

[Oh and also. To everyone he knows and he's friendly with? You get a cutely wrapped red box. And inside is an individual macaron. The flavor is up to you!]

( [Action] Hope you like cats... )

---

So, uh… I don't want to freak anyone out or anything…

[As she spoke, a large lion's head tried to look over her shoulder, staring at this strange new technology curiously. Daisy had to hold its paw back as it tried to bat at her webcam.]

I, uh, have a guest staying with me for a little while! His name is King Totomesu, and he's really friendly, except when he's breathing fire, so um…

Incidentally, and on a completely unrelated note, does anyone have any experience looking after cats?

merry christmas1 i went home and had christmas with my parents1

i brought everyone cookies. you can get them in my dorm-room, i hope it's not inconvenient.



[A good Christmas visit and a new word she learned! Ib was in a very good mood.

But yes, if you venture to her room, she's giving everyone cookies and they're rather evident of Ib's style of decorating. Aside from the star and animal shaped cookies, sometimes the people-shaped cookies are dressed with cuffs or buttons, but others also get yellow icing for 'accessories', different expressions or even little hearts and stars. She's very proud of her work!

Of course though, she also plan to give her friends some presents. It wasn't that she didn't want to give anyone else presents aside from cookies, it's just that it would be silly to give the whole school toys, not everyone like toys.

Garry, you get somewhere around 4-6 hundred bills, because you're a grown up and her presents are probably too childish for him. Oh and cookies with pink frosting to look like his spider-looking black hair!

Mary, you get a navy-blue dress and crayons, she vaguely remembers that you may like drawing. And you get the 'spookier' looking cookies along with bunny shape once she remembered the bunny-shaped cookie cutter. Hopefully something to the blonde's taste.

Skullkid, you get an orange sweater and hat, as well as some candy canes and chocolate. ]

( FOR: Vianca, Caim, Furiae, Phoenix, Garry, Watt, Eikichi, Warren, Mac, Rhys, and Secret Santee, Banjo. )

[A video from a very excited, purple-haired girl also appears on the network on Christmas morning. Perhaps if you are familiar with the girl on the screen, she may look a little different. It's not the glasses- although they are fairly new. Rather... well, let her tell you!]

My BUD! My BUD IS HERE!

[Where there once was a leaf tucked behind Ai's ear, there is now a bright pink bud.]

I am VERY VERY excited! This is VERY EXCITING!

... That's all! I hope that everyone has a happy Christmas!

vianca my screens buluryy

key board too

What doe

¯\_(°◇°;)_/¯

｜−・;）

。。。

has any one seen Caim the Human （/﹏＼)

[The voice the entirety of the campus will hear is loud, very Boston, and very angry.]

YO! What's this crap all about? I already went t'school -- I ain't a college man! I got all the skills I'll ever need.

[He sighs.]

I don't know what this 'final destination' crap is but I don't like the sound'a it. I mean -- I'm used t'bein' told I'm gonna die or whatever, and I always make it out alright since I'm so freakin' fast and all, but I don't think I'm likin' the sound'a this.

Uh, so ... REDs! Doc! Fat-Man! Mumbles, Hardhat, Snipes, Spy, Demo, Soldier ... anyone around? I mean I know yer all old as shit 'n everythin' but Ma always told me yer never too old for college so maybe some'a you guys are here? Hopefully.

As for everyone else! Name's Scout. I'm the fastest man alive 'n if ya don't wanna hear it then I welcome ya to race me! I'm also real freakin' awesome at baseball, no joke. I'm always up for a game.

I'm also single, so babes, feel free t'meet me 'round my dorm: [Pause, sound of papers rustling as he looks for something with his address.] BE-16.

Guess that's it! Catch ya later!

[Remember the flyers that previously littered the whole campus? That mailbox set aside for one 'Dear Flower'?

Well, set neatly around campus are small stacks of zines. A brightly colored cover proudly announces 'DEAR FLOWER - #1'. Each issue was photocopied from an original that was clearly entirely handwritten by the mysterious author behind the advice column. Maybe you should pick one up...!]

( just a suggestion. )

( yeah, probably. )

[Scattered around campus- on bulletin boards, on classroom doors, left in the middle of the quad- are these flyers.

If you've ever gotten anything handwritten from a certain purple Pikmin, it might be obvious who authored these handouts; but they are otherwise unsigned. There is a mailbox set aside for one Dear Flower at the campus post office.

Yes, Smash Academy, this is your new advice column.

HOW DO?: Feel free to respond or react to the flyers in action tags or what have you. Submissions for the advice column should just work like an ordinary network tag. It will help me if you keep reactions & submissions in separate comments. Comments are screened!]

[Hello again, Smash Academy. Have you had an exciting weekend of backdating slavery? Let's hope so. This entry isn't nearly that exciting, sorry to say.

There is that weird little pale girl again, sitting at a desk that was too big for her with a lot of books. EVERYWHERE. The library.

Since this is an announcement, Vianca is actually putting forth the effort needed to speak at a regular human's volume. Enjoy this.]

Should you have any inquiries about the library, you may direct them to me. My name is Vianca and I will be taking over the duties in lieue of the absence of our previous staff. I hope we can work well together.

... If you have any previous library fines, please note that I am aware of them and that you are still expected to pay them. Thank you.

[Yeah that's right, the day had finally come wherein Vianca took over the library. And no one was surprised.]