helop nme im huimasn pleasae helopp

[ Suddenly you hear nothing but— ] —EAR ME? SHIIIIT. HOW DO I KNOW IF THA— [ Oops, muted there by accident. Hold on.

And he's back. ] Okay, okay, okay. If you can hear me just— reply so I know you can!

Or, you know, come help me?

Either one though! No rush or anything obviously. Just laying here like a fish. Not like a bird at all.

Not. At. All.

[ While that may seem like sarcasm, it's definitely not. If you go looking for him, he'll be under that one tree. Spread eagle, butt nekkid on the grass with no hope left for living. Schlong just blowin' in the breeze, guys. He's even starting to tan. Someone please flip him. Or just bring a towel? A towel would be nice. ]

( Did you miss my terrible narrations? )

hhhello i am connor/.,

i am told iwas your new custodiann and iasdfsvk.

[Aw crap, his fingers slipped, this must look really stupid how do you get rid of all this ugly mess. Okay welp, now he accidentally turned on the camera and now you can see his frustrated confused face as he stared at the computer. To the few who had seen him, he had his cloaked hood on. And now, his hood was off. So here this face posted all over the network for you to see as this super srs Native American dude is looking like a total moron right now.]

iit is nice to meet you alll;.

[ There are small scratches all over the edges of the screen because claws and technology don't really mix???

And then suddenly. A bird. ]

Okay. Uh-huh. So... Wait. I've got this. [ Let him just peck his feathers a little. Twist his neck around to loosen up. ] This is Stark... Right?

I'm in Stark. The Stark. No big deal. [ Yes, big deal. He's been having a sort of crisis about this all day. He can feel himself molting already! ]

...How exactly? Just. How? All of April's talk about the Balance and how we can't exist in each other's realms or... something... like that...? Uh... Okay, so I wasn't really paying attention to the details! [ Yeah. He really wasn't. And now he really wishes he had. ] How the heck did I get to Stark?!

[ Keep it together, Crow. ]

Okay, okay. In Stark. Got it. Not complaining. Just observing.

...

So has anybody actually seen April around? Ryan? ...April Ryan. Human girl. Kind of pretty looking, I think. With hair and... clothes... I hope...