... I was advised to do one of these introduction things, so here we go. You better listen closely, because I'm not gonna repeat myself.

[And who wouldn't want to listen closely to such a manly, charismatic, raspy baritone.]

The name's Boss. Don't like it? That's your own problem. I'm formally a combat instructor and hunting guide, and I've joined your little academy as a guest teacher to [KIDNAP YOU ALL] check out how you do things around here. Always looking for new horizons, and all that.

I'll be teaching survival techniques, which encompasses a number of different interrelated subjects. If you sign up for my class, don't keep me waiting, don't slack off, and don't question my methods.

In other words, don't waste my time. You think you're good? Let's see it, then. [BIG BOSS HAS SPOKEN. And is really looking forward to punching a few cocky brats because he can. :D]

[Hey, look who is totally a master of the video function now. He's so proud of himself.]

My name is Seere.

So many people have arrived here so suddenly! If this is the land of the dead, then something terrible must have happened... But it will be alright here. This is a good place.

[Mostly.]

[Hello again, Smash Academy. Have you had an exciting weekend of backdating slavery? Let's hope so. This entry isn't nearly that exciting, sorry to say.

There is that weird little pale girl again, sitting at a desk that was too big for her with a lot of books. EVERYWHERE. The library.

Since this is an announcement, Vianca is actually putting forth the effort needed to speak at a regular human's volume. Enjoy this.]

Should you have any inquiries about the library, you may direct them to me. My name is Vianca and I will be taking over the duties in lieue of the absence of our previous staff. I hope we can work well together.

... If you have any previous library fines, please note that I am aware of them and that you are still expected to pay them. Thank you.

[Yeah that's right, the day had finally come wherein Vianca took over the library. And no one was surprised.]

[Oh no, it looks like someone's been turning people into little kids again and they got poor Manah! Weren't her eyes red before? After a few moments of staring at the monitor in wonder, the child speaks!]

My name is Seere.

[Oh. False alarm. Seere leans forward a little, brow furrowed, then looks to the side. A certain psychology teacher's voice urges him to say a little more about himself.]

Alright... This place is nothing like home. But Caim and my sister are here, so I'm not afraid. Everyone else here seems so nice, too. Hello, everyone! I hope we can be friends!

[He looks off screen again.] Is that good? [It seems to be, for there is a quiet and muffled beginning to an explanation on how to send it to the network, then the video abruptly cuts off.]