... I was advised to do one of these introduction things, so here we go. You better listen closely, because I'm not gonna repeat myself.

[And who wouldn't want to listen closely to such a manly, charismatic, raspy baritone.]

The name's Boss. Don't like it? That's your own problem. I'm formally a combat instructor and hunting guide, and I've joined your little academy as a guest teacher to [KIDNAP YOU ALL] check out how you do things around here. Always looking for new horizons, and all that.

I'll be teaching survival techniques, which encompasses a number of different interrelated subjects. If you sign up for my class, don't keep me waiting, don't slack off, and don't question my methods.

In other words, don't waste my time. You think you're good? Let's see it, then. [BIG BOSS HAS SPOKEN. And is really looking forward to punching a few cocky brats because he can. :D]