[AUDIO]

[raced_god]

Who keeps leaving me parking tickets?

I'm allowed to park in those spots, stop it.

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[iamtheeggman]

[popcorn.gif]

[raced_god]

[i'm gonna find u eggman]

[ihateplumbers]

::Yeah I'm watching this thread::

[raced_god]

[gonna find u too bowser]

[ihateplumbers]

::You've got nothing on me, sweet-cheeks::

[Audio]

[forgetbeam]

Oh! So it's your car taking up so much space! I'm the one responsible for those tickets.

[raced_god]

Yeah, and it's not like my car can take up any less space, so why are you ticketing me? Those are my parking spots.

[forgetbeam]

That is hardly an excuse! If everybody drove a car that enormous, there would be no room in that parking lot at all!

[This makes sense to him, okay.]

[raced_god]

But I'm the only one. So it's okay. [Which makes sense to him, so.]

Aren't you the hall monitor?

[forgetbeam]

As the head of the Disciplinary Committee, the entire campus is under my jurisdiction! And as a teacher, you should be setting a good example for your students! Bike or take a bus! It's less expensive and better for the environment!

[raced_god]

[how dare you tell captain falcon to take a bus

how dare

you]

Hall monitor.

Not parking lot monitor.

[forgetbeam]

The school parking lot still counts as part of the school. To say I should ignore that is also to say I should allow rule breaking anywhere that is not specifically a hallway!

[raced_god]

It's not against the rules. I've been parking in those spots for years. The Hands don't care and nobody uses them otherwise. Show me the rule that says I can't park there.

[forgetbeam]

[THERE'S NO RESPONSE FOR ABOUT SEVENTEEN MINUTES.

AND THEN. AN IMAGE SCANNED FROM SOME DUSTY OLD BOOK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. It's in really fine print as a footnote on page 500-something-or-another, about how teachers are only permitted a maximum of two parking stalls.]

[wheresmydamntea]

*This is hilarious to him.*

It may be a small ship, but still too big.

[raced_god]

This is about my car, actually.

[wheresmydamntea]

How big is your car? I don't spend much time in the lot.

[raced_god]

1260 kilograms. Two and a half parking spaces. More or less.

[wheresmydamntea]

Whys'it so damn big? What do you drive, a tank?

[raced_god]

Not exactly.

[bluetanker]

I'm the one who drives the tank.

[raced_god]

This is the guy who drives the tank.

[wheresmydamntea]

So you just leave a tank in the lot everyday? I should get my ass out there one'a these days just to see what other weird stuff ya'll keep around.

[wheresmydamntea]

So you just have a big ass car? Your ass isn't even that big.

[raced_god]

I race.