As the head of the Disciplinary Committee, the entire campus is under my jurisdiction! And as a teacher, you should be setting a good example for your students! Bike or take a bus! It's less expensive and better for the environment!
The school parking lot still counts as part of the school. To say I should ignore that is also to say I should allow rule breaking anywhere that is not specifically a hallway!
It's not against the rules. I've been parking in those spots for years. The Hands don't care and nobody uses them otherwise. Show me the rule that says I can't park there.
AND THEN. AN IMAGE SCANNED FROM SOME DUSTY OLD BOOK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. It's in really fine print as a footnote on page 500-something-or-another, about how teachers are only permitted a maximum of two parking stalls.]
[wow rude he is two years older than he looks okay. HE IS EXACTLY AS OLD AS THE BOOK.]
The Headmasters do not care about keeping order. That's why it falls to me. That's what the Disciplinary Committee is for! Delivering justice when no one else will! Do not bring your vehicle back here tomorrow!
[Sounds like SOMEone has more than had it with this school's shit and is cracking down something fierce.]
If you do... Well, every day it is here is a higher fine and a higher risk of vandalism!
[That last part's not actually a threat, but it sure might sound like one. Seriously though, why would you park your car anywhere near this student body.]
Because it's a stupid, outdated rule that nobody cares about anyway and also I don't want to. It's discriminatory towards people who can't help the size of their cars.
You can't choose what rules you do and do not want to follow! That isn't the way the world works!! You may not be able to help the size of your car but you can take. The. Bus.
Pay your fines as they are and the school will be able to afford a revised edition of that book!
The bus doesn't stop by my house. [HOW DARE YOU TELL CAPTAIN FALCON TO TAKE THE BUS] And if you're in charge of the rules, doesn't that mean getting the revised edition is your responsibility?
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Hall monitor.
Not parking lot monitor.
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AND THEN. AN IMAGE SCANNED FROM SOME DUSTY OLD BOOK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. It's in really fine print as a footnote on page 500-something-or-another, about how teachers are only permitted a maximum of two parking stalls.]
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How old is that?
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[The sad thing is he found the page a lot faster than he figured out how to scan the damn thing. RULES ARE HIS TALENT...]
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The Headmasters do not care about keeping order. That's why it falls to me. That's what the Disciplinary Committee is for! Delivering justice when no one else will! Do not bring your vehicle back here tomorrow!
[Sounds like SOMEone has more than had it with this school's shit and is cracking down something fierce.]
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[That last part's not actually a threat, but it sure might sound like one. Seriously though, why would you park your car anywhere near this student body.]
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Okay, so, hypothetically speaking, what happens if I refuse to pay?
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Pay your fines as they are and the school will be able to afford a revised edition of that book!
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[He just blew his entire year's savings on end of year gifts. It was not even a lot.]
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