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[raced_god]

Who keeps leaving me parking tickets?

I'm allowed to park in those spots, stop it.

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[raced_god]

And if I do?

[iamtheeggman]

[BOWSER ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? THIS IS HILARIOUS.]

[ihateplumbers]

::YOU HAVE NO IDEA::

[forgetbeam]

If you do... Well, every day it is here is a higher fine and a higher risk of vandalism!

[That last part's not actually a threat, but it sure might sound like one. Seriously though, why would you park your car anywhere near this student body.]

[raced_god]

[The car is an extension of his soul it can't be too far away from him at any given time]

Okay, so, hypothetically speaking, what happens if I refuse to pay?

[forgetbeam]

Why wouldn't you pay a fine?

[raced_god]

Because it's a stupid, outdated rule that nobody cares about anyway and also I don't want to. It's discriminatory towards people who can't help the size of their cars.

[forgetbeam]

You can't choose what rules you do and do not want to follow! That isn't the way the world works!! You may not be able to help the size of your car but you can take. The. Bus.

Pay your fines as they are and the school will be able to afford a revised edition of that book!

[raced_god]

The bus doesn't stop by my house. [HOW DARE YOU TELL CAPTAIN FALCON TO TAKE THE BUS] And if you're in charge of the rules, doesn't that mean getting the revised edition is your responsibility?

[forgetbeam]

Then walk. You are right that it is my responsibility, but... I would need the money from your fines to be able to afford it!

[He just blew his entire year's savings on end of year gifts. It was not even a lot.]

[raced_god]

No.

[ihateplumbers]

::kirakiradesu::