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Captain Falcon ([personal profile] raced_god) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2014-01-17 02:12 pm

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Who keeps leaving me parking tickets?

I'm allowed to park in those spots, stop it.
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[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-01-17 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-01-18 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
::Yeah I'm watching this thread::
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[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-01-18 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
::You've got nothing on me, sweet-cheeks::
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! So it's your car taking up so much space! I'm the one responsible for those tickets.
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
That is hardly an excuse! If everybody drove a car that enormous, there would be no room in that parking lot at all!

[This makes sense to him, okay.]
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
As the head of the Disciplinary Committee, the entire campus is under my jurisdiction! And as a teacher, you should be setting a good example for your students! Bike or take a bus! It's less expensive and better for the environment!
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
The school parking lot still counts as part of the school. To say I should ignore that is also to say I should allow rule breaking anywhere that is not specifically a hallway!
Edited 2014-01-18 03:47 (UTC)
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[THERE'S NO RESPONSE FOR ABOUT SEVENTEEN MINUTES.

AND THEN. AN IMAGE SCANNED FROM SOME DUSTY OLD BOOK NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT. It's in really fine print as a footnote on page 500-something-or-another, about how teachers are only permitted a maximum of two parking stalls.
]
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's dated as having been published nearly twenty years ago... But it's the most recent edition of the school rules in the library!!

[The sad thing is he found the page a lot faster than he figured out how to scan the damn thing. RULES ARE HIS TALENT...]
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[wow rude he is two years older than he looks okay. HE IS EXACTLY AS OLD AS THE BOOK.]


The Headmasters do not care about keeping order. That's why it falls to me. That's what the Disciplinary Committee is for! Delivering justice when no one else will! Do not bring your vehicle back here tomorrow!

[Sounds like SOMEone has more than had it with this school's shit and is cracking down something fierce.]
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[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-01-18 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[BOWSER ARE YOU WATCHING THIS? THIS IS HILARIOUS.]
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[personal profile] ihateplumbers 2014-01-18 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
::YOU HAVE NO IDEA::
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
If you do... Well, every day it is here is a higher fine and a higher risk of vandalism!

[That last part's not actually a threat, but it sure might sound like one. Seriously though, why would you park your car anywhere near this student body.]
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2014-01-18 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why wouldn't you pay a fine?

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