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[raced_god]

Who keeps leaving me parking tickets?

I'm allowed to park in those spots, stop it.

Comments

[raced_god]

This is about my car, actually.

[wheresmydamntea]

How big is your car? I don't spend much time in the lot.

[raced_god]

1260 kilograms. Two and a half parking spaces. More or less.

[wheresmydamntea]

Whys'it so damn big? What do you drive, a tank?

[raced_god]

Not exactly.

[bluetanker]

I'm the one who drives the tank.

[raced_god]

This is the guy who drives the tank.

[wheresmydamntea]

So you just leave a tank in the lot everyday? I should get my ass out there one'a these days just to see what other weird stuff ya'll keep around.

[tank_rockarms]

Well, yeah, where else am I supposed to park it?

[wheresmydamntea]

I don't know, back at your base and take a normal car?

[monotreme_101]

If you've ever seen him in person you should know that that's pretty much impossible, guy.

[Because Max is twice the size of most normal cars. Oh by the way here's Knuckles' two cents. Because that's obviously what was needed, here. Your conversation has been enriched.]

[tank_rockarms]

What Knuckles said. They don't make cars in my size.

[wheresmydamntea]

How big are you, guy? You know what, nevermind. If cars don't fit you, how do you cram into a tank? Aren't those mostly machine and solid bulk? I know I've designed a few that were lucky to fit more than two kids comfortably.

[wheresmydamntea]

So you just have a big ass car? Your ass isn't even that big.

[raced_god]

I race.

[wheresmydamntea]

You race cars?

[raced_god]

Yeah, I race cars.

[wheresmydamntea]

You race big cars, and you fly a spaceship.

You're one weird fella, you know that?

[raced_god]

I'm the normal one, back home.

[wheresmydamntea]

I don'even kind'a want to know.

[raced_god]

Yeah, probably not.