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[rivalappeared]

Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

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[findthepenguin]

[Now this guy was totally speaking Kanji's language.]

Hell yeah! This was the worst summer vacation of my life. [No it wasn't, shut up Kanji.]

Count me in!

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[rivalappeared]

How old are you, soldier?

[rivalthunderbolts]

Uh, can I get a hell yeah up in here?

[rivalappeared]

I just figured I'd share the glory of a Green Team party with the rest of the population as an act of charity.

[private]

[rivalsweetscent]

[Someone just finally got over his period of "stuck in a building with no windows" period of wilting so this prospect is not sounding very exciting. I am sorry, Green, the definition of buzzkill is your starter. But he doesn't like getting left out either gosh and darn.]

There will be at least one stream of water amongst the rivers of booze, right?

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Whatever you want, you've got.

[travelingbelle]

Goodness, what a large and caring heart you have, sir.

[rivalappeared]

You're coming, right?

[cupofbatnoodles]

[I'M COMING FOR YOU]

[rivalappeared]

[I'LL BE WAITING ;)]

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[paletteknife]

I've always wanted to go to a party! There'll be cake and everything, right?

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[rivalappeared]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it's not that kind of party.

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[tenderhoof]

[She tried typing at first but h o l y c r a p these tiny keys are not suited to giant tauren fingers. Sigh.]

It is an invitation for everyone? Truly? It... sounds like fun! I hope it's not strange to ask what the customs are here for that. I don't want to do it wrong, ha...ha...

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[rivalappeared]

Just what it says on the tin-- everyone's invited. No customs to speak of. Just gimme your name and show up with the intent to go hard.

[roses_are_blue]

I'm all for a party. Not a fan of much alcohol, but I came here just before the chaos happened apparently.

So it'll be nice to be around people who share the same grief I did.

[For a change.]

[rivalappeared]

Yeah, you're gonna have to get used to the chaos. Might as well unwind, right?

he forgets all the awkward

[star_punched]

Got room for one more who's gotten slammed durin' this summer?

booze is the great unifier

[rivalappeared]

You know it. You're in, then?

[assuasive]

Drinking parties are nice for the occasion, especially from what has happened to everyone- erm sorry that had happened, I mean. Count me in for the party.

[rivalappeared]

Who are you? I mean, you're still invited, but who are you?

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[neveraskedforthis]

[ hahaha guess who doesn't give a damn about your private filter and hacked the shit out of it HE'S ONTO YOU BRO ]

You can't just decide to throw a party, especially one involving alcohol. You have to go through the appropriate channels first, ie administration & campus security. Until then, consider your plans cancelled.

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[obfuskate]

Hn, seconded.

[ wait, but it doesn't sound like he particularly cares...

w/e he's doing his job but he also doesn't exactly care if some kids get wasted. that is the result of their own stupidity. as long as they don't cause him any trouble or leave him anything to clean up, they're golden. ]

[reign_of_power]

Utterly destroyed.

However perhaps this would be a good time to remind you that I am the owner of a fine drinking establishment. We can't have those underage of course.

[NAH HE'S KIDDING. Drunken underage students are totally cool when you have a secret underground area under the bar.]

[rivalappeared]

Ganondorf, I would honored if your fine drinking establishment would host my modest get together.

This is not going to end well

[deathboss]

The hell are you doing?! Promoting underage drinking...I won't allow it!

[private]

[rivalappeared]

What are you talking about? I'm not promoting anything except my party.

[monotreme_101]

I am looking forward to this.

[rivalappeared]

Hell yes. I can always count on you to bring the festivities to a new level.

[rivalkidneypunch]

Speakin' my language as usual, boss.

[rivalappeared]

I can count on you to help me out, of course. As I recall, your parties tend to blow the roof off.

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[makesithot]

Yeah I have to agree with that! What a horrible summer that was!! I was excited for classes to start but suddenly I didn't feel so ready for them after all so what a relief!

Haha, it's a good thing you extended your invitation then! You can be sure that Im going to want to come!!

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[rivalappeared]

Sorry, Chili. I know for a fact you're underage.