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Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.

I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

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I'm starting light.

...Yes.

Yes, you were in the most beautiful of silken red dresses with a floral black slip okay. You were radiant as a dew-kissed dawn etc. etc.

NO I WASN'T YOUR EVASIVENESS IS DRIVING ME UP A WALL

A DIAMOND STUDDED CORSET FIT FOR A PRINCESS.

YOU ARE SUCH A DIRTY LIAR.

I AM PROTECTING THE INNOCENT.

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME BECAUSE SINCE WHEN AM I ONE OF THE INNOCENT.

Edited 2012-08-28 06:05 (UTC)

NO YOU'RE JUST FABULOUS IN YOUR MINISKIRTS

FINE SCREW YOU I'M LOOKING IT UP

oh

I told you.

"I wish I could take it back."

I TOLD YOU

i'm gonna go lie down and probably stay away from sharp things for the rest of my life

So.

Yeah.

Please block her if she shows up.

And then tell me so I can punch her.

no arguments here

Edited 2012-08-28 06:27 (UTC)

WELLLLL TIME TO GET DRUNK AND PRETEND LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED

YEAH OK

you going to be ok otherwise

i... think so.

This is the part where I tell you

That if I tell you to drop the subject

You should probably drop the subject

noted.

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