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[rivalappeared]

Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

Comments

dlfjkg

[rivalappeared]

... GreensWaifu418.

[travelingbelle]

DarknessJasper72 used the phrase "as mysterious as the dark side of the moon," but I think the other one is probably a more accurate assesment.

Since she's your waifu and all.

You're practically already married.

[rivalappeared]

Look, I may be forest levels mysterious, but I assure you that I have no waifu.

[travelingbelle]

HunnyBunnyofViridian has a chance then!

[rivalappeared]

I doubt that.

[travelingbelle]

Heh heh heh.

[rivalappeared]

I really should have never mentioned that stuff to you.

[travelingbelle]

But there's so much joy in it.

[rivalappeared]

You're a sadist.

[travelingbelle]

I've gotten the feeling that if I ever had a role in these, they'd probably agree with you.

[rivalappeared]

You're the lucky one, trust me.

[travelingbelle]

Oh don't worry, I'm counting all my blessings.


...


... If LadyOakWiccan contacts you ever you should probably block them immediately.

[rivalappeared]

Who is that.

[travelingbelle]

It's better not to ask.

[rivalappeared]

And yet, here I am. Asking.

[travelingbelle]

Um.

Let's just leave it with you blocking her and me punching her out.

[rivalappeared]

Blue.

[travelingbelle]

Nope nope nope.

[rivalappeared]

[Now he's just starting to find this hilarious.]

Oh my god, you prude. What, are you in it?

[travelingcascade]

What.

No. You wish.

[rivalappeared]

Just send it to me already, you're driving me crazy with suspense.

[travelingcascade]

No. No this is one of those things that once you get to it you're like, "wow I really regret this part of my life right now. What a horrible mistake I have made. I wish I could take it back."

[rivalappeared]

Worse than having sex with Red?

[travelingbelle]

Those were at least normal! Really freaking weird, but easy enough to laugh off really nervously!!

[rivalappeared]

Uh... what, do I get turned into some fanfic author's bitch?