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[rivalappeared]

Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

Comments

[travelingbelle]

Nope nope nope.

[rivalappeared]

[Now he's just starting to find this hilarious.]

Oh my god, you prude. What, are you in it?

[travelingcascade]

What.

No. You wish.

[rivalappeared]

Just send it to me already, you're driving me crazy with suspense.

[travelingcascade]

No. No this is one of those things that once you get to it you're like, "wow I really regret this part of my life right now. What a horrible mistake I have made. I wish I could take it back."

[rivalappeared]

Worse than having sex with Red?

[travelingbelle]

Those were at least normal! Really freaking weird, but easy enough to laugh off really nervously!!

[rivalappeared]

Uh... what, do I get turned into some fanfic author's bitch?

[AFTER A VERY LONG TIME]

[travelingbelle]

Kind of.

[rivalappeared]

... Crossdressing?

[travelingbelle]

Why is that the worst thing you can think of...

[rivalappeared]

I'm starting light.

[travelingbelle]

...Yes.

Yes, you were in the most beautiful of silken red dresses with a floral black slip okay. You were radiant as a dew-kissed dawn etc. etc.

[rivalappeared]

NO I WASN'T YOUR EVASIVENESS IS DRIVING ME UP A WALL

[travelingbelle]

A DIAMOND STUDDED CORSET FIT FOR A PRINCESS.

[rivalappeared]

YOU ARE SUCH A DIRTY LIAR.

[travelingbelle]

I AM PROTECTING THE INNOCENT.

[rivalappeared]

I HOPE YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME BECAUSE SINCE WHEN AM I ONE OF THE INNOCENT.

[Green did you know you could just use moogle google]

[travelingbelle]

NO YOU'RE JUST FABULOUS IN YOUR MINISKIRTS

[OH RIGHT....]

[rivalappeared]

FINE SCREW YOU I'M LOOKING IT UP
















oh

[travelingbelle]

I told you.

"I wish I could take it back."

I TOLD YOU

[rivalappeared]

i'm gonna go lie down and probably stay away from sharp things for the rest of my life

[travelingbelle]

So.

Yeah.

Please block her if she shows up.

And then tell me so I can punch her.

[rivalappeared]

no arguments here

[rivalappeared]

WELLLLL TIME TO GET DRUNK AND PRETEND LIKE THIS NEVER HAPPENED