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[rivalappeared]

Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

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[rivalappeared]

Good. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself.

[travelingbelle]

I don't doubt it.

[rivalappeared]

I don't even know what your tolerance is like.

[travelingbelle]

Oooh, right, we never have gone for a drink, have we?

[rivalappeared]

Arceus knows why. It's bound to be a barrel of laughs.

[travelingbelle]

Surely so. What sort of gentleman can I expect out of you?

[rivalappeared]

The kind that supplies the alcohol and expects absolutely nothing in return.

[travelingbelle]

I suppose that's the best kind for this.

[rivalappeared]

You better believe it, babe. What's your poison?

[travelingbelle]

No need for special orders. I'll just help myself to a bit of what you're having.

[rivalappeared]

Sounds like a plan.

[travelingbelle]

Just let me know when and where when you've got them?

[rivalappeared]

You'll be at least the fourth to know.

[travelingbelle]

Well gosh. That's nearly VIP.

[She knows how many team members you have here.]

[rivalappeared]

Only the best.

[travelingbelle]

You better not be buttering me up for anything, mister.

[rivalappeared]

Does that really sound like me?

[travelingbelle]

I don't know, there are some reports that you are as mysterious as a forest and as unpredictable as the sea. Who knows who you are anymore.

[rivalappeared]

Reports from who?

keywords....

[travelingbelle]

GreensWaifu418 sounds pretty legit.

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[rivalappeared]

... GreensWaifu418.

[travelingbelle]

DarknessJasper72 used the phrase "as mysterious as the dark side of the moon," but I think the other one is probably a more accurate assesment.

Since she's your waifu and all.

You're practically already married.

[rivalappeared]

Look, I may be forest levels mysterious, but I assure you that I have no waifu.

[travelingbelle]

HunnyBunnyofViridian has a chance then!

[rivalappeared]

I doubt that.