rivalappeared: (≠ try me bitch)
Green S. Oak ([personal profile] rivalappeared) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2012-08-26 02:09 pm

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Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

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[personal profile] tenderhoof 2012-08-27 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
You know! Dwarves! Short, bearded... [This calls for a REALLY BAD IMPRESSION.]

"Och! Aye laddie I am drunk off me arse!"
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[personal profile] tenderhoof 2012-08-27 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't. Maybe what is there will have to work.

[A moment of silence for the fact that she'll never have a good drink again. On the other hand, it also implies she'll never have to be incoherently hit on by some drunk-ass dwarf EVER AGAIN. Stupid faction-neutral taverns.]