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[rivalappeared]

Alright, who among us is pissed off that our summer included a flood, a freakshow hotel, and a hostile takeover by a megalomaniacal robot bitch, only to bring us right back to the beginning of classes? I don't know about you, but that's not my idea of a good vacation.

That's why I'm throwing a party. Get drunk, be merry, all out of the kindness of my massive heart. Location and date to be determined. Dragmire, what's the status of that old party shack?

I've got some money burning a hole in my pocket, and the need to get desperately intoxicated. Bad decisions will be made. Everyone's invited, unless you're a fucking buzzkill, or under 19. Sorry babies, better luck next year.



I'm just kidding. You can come, just keep it on the low, and don't come crying to me when you're barfing up a lung. Deal?

Comments

[private]

[deathboss]

Don't make me laugh.

You're just giving them a hell of a bad example!

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Well... alright. If you say so. I guess you're the kind of example the students of this school deserve.

[private]

[deathboss]

If you're trying to mock me, it ain't working. That's just annoying. You wanna get some kids arrested or what? What happened to leading by example.

I should just beat--nah forget what I said. Promised myself I stopped doing that...

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Yo, I'm not leading anybody. I won't even be the oldest person there. I'm just proposing an idea. I'm sincerely sorry you have such a serious affliction of stick-up-the-ass-itis. The other kids like you will probably also steer clear of the dirty-nasty party.

[private]

[deathboss]

Oh, that's rich! Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good party as much as everyone else, but I don't want anyone getting hurt! 'Specially if they get the wrong idea and start burning down a house or bringing alcohol to school!

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Slow down, cowboy. Nothing's happening on campus, and I promise there will be little to no arson.

[not here]

[rivalkidneypunch]

[UH ACTUALLY.....]

[private]

[deathboss]

Tch. There better not be arson or else me and Hades 'ill need to take care of it!

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Hades...

[private]

[deathboss]

...right I forget.

He's my main Persona. It's a long story.

[private]

[rivalappeared]

I don't know what a Persona is, but I'll take your word for it.

[private]

[deathboss]

Had them compared to Pokemon once, actually. This school seems to know more 'bout those anyway.

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Myself included.

[private]

[deathboss]

...oh?

You one of them trainers or a gym leader like Brock was?

[He's never heard about you, or your girth. What are you going to do about it?]

[private]

[rivalappeared]

I'm a Gym Leader like Brock is.

[someday all will know the tales of my girth]

[private]

[deathboss]

...really.

How good are you?

[Keep reaching for that dream.]

[private]

[rivalappeared]

I'm the last one before the League in my region.

[private] 1/2

[deathboss]

They really set up an entire Leagues for this thing? I guess if I wanna see how good you are, I'll just have to....

[private] 2/2

[deathboss]

...the hell d'they call it anyway? Dueling? Pokemoning? Is there a term when you challenge someone or is it just a Pokemon Brawl?

[private]

[rivalappeared]

[omg this guy i don't even know what to think]

It's called a battle.

[private]

[deathboss]

[He has that effect on people.]

Alright. Battle then. You, me, and your Pokemon.

[private]

[rivalappeared]

Just as long as you're not looking for a badge.