I never expected this to happen, but there is quite of--

[Pause.]

I need an assistant or two for my blades class. Anyone who can wield throwing daggers and has grade B and higher can come and inquire.

IF you are interested. I pay per hour.

[Shuffling and transmission ended.]

[OOC: What can I say, she's rich as she comes >>]

[Considering how infrequently Knuckles had made network posts this entire year, seeing him in another one so soon after his first was a little odd. The fact that he looked royally pissed wasn't too good of an indication either. He was in his apartment and the TV could be heard in the backround. Some news station.]

I dunno how many folks knew her, but a student got killed a couple weeks ago. Her name was Charlise, though mostly people called her Kitty. She was a Drifblim, and a member of Lash's Pokemon team. She was a collossal pain in the ass sometimes, but she was still a friend of mine.

It was on the news the other night. No names were mentioned but I went to the Police station in town and checked. I also got a good description of the guy who did it. And how it happened.

So, this is kinda a cautionary tale for Ghost types. If you get killed while you're in Human form, apparently it's for keeps even if you're TECHNICALLY already dead. Least, that's how it looks.

I dunno what's goin' on so far as a funeral or whatever. Was just her Birthday a little while ago too....

[That last part was a bitter sounding mumble.]

[And the public feed ends.]



( Private to Mr. Caim. )

I suppose introductions would be appropriate, now that the paperwork is done with...

[A tall, shirtless man with dishevelled blonde hair and cool eyes is on the other end of the feed. Dress codes? Pshaw, maybe later. His coat is just casually slung over the back of the chair. He seems restless, idly twirling the pen in his hand and shifting in his chair. When he speaks, it's with a careless British accent that sounds constantly sarcastic, somehow.]

Greetings, students and faculty! I am Liquid Snake, your new biology and public speaking teacher. What a bore... Ah, well. I suppose we do as we must.

Oh - and before I forget, this is a unique opportunity. Not since the Middle East have I found myself among such potential soldiers. Play nice, children. I'll be keeping an eye on you. If you're any good, perhaps I'll even be facing you on the battlefield...

[With a wicked little laugh, he turns it off.]

Hey, kids, older folk. I've been instructed to introduce myself to the people of this school, so that's what I'm here to do. My name is Cid Highwind. I'm your new transportation officer, to get you to sporting events or relief efforts. Whatever you need, I'm the guy.

But give me any shit on the ride, and you'll be taking your shoes back!

Yo. I'm here. makin a post. Did you miss me???? ;) Its been awile, huuh??

I gues a lot of u ppl are all just a bunch of NOOBS though! Thats okay, dont worry about it too much. :) Some if us just coooome and gooooo as we please, b/c we don't need to stay arond some dubm school to survive on our own;. Not like i have anything lto learn from here anryway!! Eeehee!

But if u dont know me... i'm Milimili. just like that. i was here some time ago whocare, point is, Im going to be a student here again! Surely we are allgonna be super g reat friends... :))


P.S. BY THEW AY who is in room BW-08, what'syer name?? Better not be another Pikachu or Goody-Goody Girlie or I'm gonna...

[It had been a really long time since Kumatora had woken up in a completely new bed thanks to the Headmaster Dorm Room Shuffle. She was disoriented at first until she realized that this had to be the RA room and as such, took it as a sign that her application had been accepted. She was still a little groggy when she hopped on to her computer to post an announcement.]

So, uh, hey. I'm an RA now for all of you guys now. I guess this is the part where I say if you have any problems, come and see me?

By the way, anybody ever wondered how the hands can do that trick where they move everyone and their stuff around overnight without anybody noticing?

((OOC: YES HELLO beartiger is now an RA. For the boys. Because Crazy Hand did it.))

Well doesn't this place look peachy?

[Katarina scowls, entering the campus with confident step, looking around warily, dragging suitcase after her, trying to ignore the brightness of the place.]

I think I made a mistake- I shouldn't have accepted job here. This place looks like a dump. I saw Noxus' lowest barracks more equipped than this thing! And where are the guards? Is this place totally unguarded?

[She stops at the entrance door. ]

Aren't I supposed to be greeted by headmaster here? I thought that was the common courtesy. No manners what-so-ever. [She is getting annoyed at rapid rate.]