[Text]

[wheresmydamntea]

Hey, kids, older folk. I've been instructed to introduce myself to the people of this school, so that's what I'm here to do. My name is Cid Highwind. I'm your new transportation officer, to get you to sporting events or relief efforts. Whatever you need, I'm the guy.

But give me any shit on the ride, and you'll be taking your shoes back!

Comments

[goldhearted]

Soooo... Like, the bus driver?

[wheresmydamntea]

Bus, plane, boat, submarine, airship, horse and damn chariot.

If you need to move faster than your own two legs, I'm your guy.

[thedesertrose]

What if you don't wear shoes?

[wheresmydamntea]

Then watch out for glass and nails, smart ass.

[thedesertrose]

The name's Nabooru.

And who might you be, Mister Transportation Officer?

[wheresmydamntea]

Are you blind, or just dumb? I said it right there, in the very message you answered to. I'm Cid Highwind! Engineer and pilot, one'a the best. What do you have to your name, huh?

[idealisms]

Excuse me. Is this mandatory? I would prefer to opt-out. I would rather walk or fly to my destinations than to ride on a bus.

[wheresmydamntea]

Walking will take you a while. I can fly you there, too. I've got an airship, there are planes.

Where did I mention buses to get everyone instantly assuming that's what I was doing?

[idealisms]

I see. My apologies. I'd read that most schools typically utilize buses for transportation, as is human tradition, but I suppose our beloved academy is different.

An airship... What type of airship do you mean? I would enjoy a ride on one, if it is safe.

[text; I'm sorry in advance]

[bluestreaker]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

[ WHY EVEN TYPE THAT ]

thats the only way to go. if ya want i can help you with that SLOW ride of yours tho!!

push it maybe did ya need a push

[obfuskate]

[ FACE

IN

HANDS ]

[text; You better be sorry >:( ]

[wheresmydamntea]

What are you talkin' about, kid? Not a whole lot faster than my Highwind!

[text; what if i lied]

[bluestreaker]

dont matter whatcha got
i can promise ya im faster than it!!

[duodeca]

Welcome to the Academy, it's nice to meet you Mr. Highwind. Um, what kind of transportation do you mean? Like a bus?

[wheresmydamntea]

Bus is probably most likely, I bet. But I can drive just about anything you sit me at, to get anywhere that needs getting to.

Thanks for the welcome, uh...

[duodeca]

Really? What other sorts of things do you drive?

Oh, right, I'm Noel Vermillion.

Text;

[sinister_blade]

Finally someone with a backbone.

[Don't hope for 'welcomes' from her...]

Re: Text;

[wheresmydamntea]

Don't tell me this place is full of little cowards! Isn't this a school of fighters, who have saved restored this city on multiple occasions? Don't tell me that was all fluff to entice people.

Re: Text;

[sinister_blade]

From what I saw, it's nothing special. Some of them don't even know how to hold blade before throwing it.

[audio]

[icequeen_aran]

You're asking for a lot, unfortunately. Shoes and all.

[Audio]

[wheresmydamntea]

[It takes a minute for him to make sure the microphone is set up correctly.]

It seem's everyone's trying t'tell me just how much this place isn't like the damn literature!

[Audio]

[icequeen_aran]

Just what literature have you been reading?

[ninjaprincess]

Transportation! That's very exciting, I don't think we've ever had someone in charge of that before. Do you drive buses?

[wheresmydamntea]

Yes. I drive buses.

[ninjaprincess]

Flying buses?

[That happened once.]