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[wheresmydamntea]

Hey, kids, older folk. I've been instructed to introduce myself to the people of this school, so that's what I'm here to do. My name is Cid Highwind. I'm your new transportation officer, to get you to sporting events or relief efforts. Whatever you need, I'm the guy.

But give me any shit on the ride, and you'll be taking your shoes back!

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[wheresmydamntea]

Flying metal objects? Flirting with you? How does that even work!

Only as long as they need to get places. If they're busy with their foolish love lives, maybe they won't be making any trips, haha... ha.

If $#^#$ only.

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[sinister_blade]

Apparently they are very conscious robots. And that is not relaxing knowledge.

Hmpf, I wouldn't count on that. This is first time I can't predict how these buggers will act.

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[wheresmydamntea]

Great, now I have to worry about annoying little shits, weird "friendly" monsters, and sentient robots with a sexual bend.