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[wheresmydamntea]

Hey, kids, older folk. I've been instructed to introduce myself to the people of this school, so that's what I'm here to do. My name is Cid Highwind. I'm your new transportation officer, to get you to sporting events or relief efforts. Whatever you need, I'm the guy.

But give me any shit on the ride, and you'll be taking your shoes back!

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[thedesertrose]

Wait. So if I want to go on a vacation, I have to get school approval? What if it's the summer? You know we have a summer break for students and faculty.

[She smiles.]

And who's to say I wouldn't pay you handsomely?

[wheresmydamntea]

If you need a taxi service, I am sure we could come to an agreement. If we're on break, you don't need school permissions, just a check. That's what I was getting at.

[thedesertrose]

Goodness. I think you're too serious, Cid.

[Manners are evidently something she's neglected.]

You're going to have to loosen up sometime. But, you know, I'm really very good at that, so if you need some help, you should consider me.

[wheresmydamntea]

We're talkin' business, I talk business like. You want to get loose with me? Wouldn't happen even if you had a better attitude.

[thedesertrose]

What's wrong with my attitude, hm? I'm just good at being lighthearted. Some people think that's kind of charming.

[wheresmydamntea]

Some people might.

I think you're annoying.

[thedesertrose]

A little bit; sure. But it's better than being boring.