01 - [Video]

[inspirethefire]

SMASH ACADEMY! I GIVE YOU MY GREETINGS!

[The young man, centered in the camera frame, uniform freshly pressed, gives a sharp, deep bow. He fixes his audience with as piercing and earnest a gaze as he can manage.]

My name is Hajime Tanaka, and I have arrived here to provide moral and spiritual support to those of you residing here! You have faced brutal trials! You've been burdened with heart-rending struggles! However this may exhaust your mind, body, or spirit, I hope you may take my words as genuine: I am here to support you! Henceforth, none of your conflicts need be faced on your own. I am here to be used if needed! Simply call on me, and I'll be there!

[Just an instant's hesitation, a flash of discomfort. He can't believe he has to say this out loud, but he will. For the school. A deep breath:]

LET'S GO, FLAMING HOBOS!

Comments

[Video] HERE WE GO

[forgetbeam]

[What is this HEAVENLY CHORUS that is serenading Kiyotaka from his laptop speakers? This image of BLAZING PASSION on the screen that would surely blind a lesser man for gazing upon it? Could this be real life...?

Whoever decides to follow this feed had better be ready to turn down the volume...]

A strong boost to morale is exactly what this school needs! But are you truly up to the task? It will be no easy thing to accomplish at a place like this!

[audio]

[raced_god]

[UhhHHhHHhhhhhhhHHHhhh]

You heading up the cheer squad, or something?

[video]

[star_punched]

[Holy shit, for a moment, he sounded like Ishimaru. H-holy crap did he have a brother and not tell anyone????]

Wow...I ain't ever seen that much school spirit from anyone.

[video]

[flamejock]

Hi, my name's Jock. You like to yell a lot. I'm an arcanine.

[text]

[tank_rockarms]

It's good to see good school spirit like that.

I'm Max, I'm assistant football coach and I teach Smash Fundamentals.

1/2

[cowardlyjustice]

[This cheer squad guy, did he really just.]

[audio]

[explosion_day]

[yeah this guy]

I need you




to shut up. That's what I need.

[kumagypsy]

[Oh my god. There's two of them now.]

Yeah, man, the name's kind of meant to be a joke.