inspirethefire: LET'S DO THIS (Maximum heat)
田中一 ([personal profile] inspirethefire) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-10-08 01:05 am

01 - [Video]

SMASH ACADEMY! I GIVE YOU MY GREETINGS!

[The young man, centered in the camera frame, uniform freshly pressed, gives a sharp, deep bow. He fixes his audience with as piercing and earnest a gaze as he can manage.]

My name is Hajime Tanaka, and I have arrived here to provide moral and spiritual support to those of you residing here! You have faced brutal trials! You've been burdened with heart-rending struggles! However this may exhaust your mind, body, or spirit, I hope you may take my words as genuine: I am here to support you! Henceforth, none of your conflicts need be faced on your own. I am here to be used if needed! Simply call on me, and I'll be there!

[Just an instant's hesitation, a flash of discomfort. He can't believe he has to say this out loud, but he will. For the school. A deep breath:]

LET'S GO, FLAMING HOBOS!
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[yeah this guy]

I need you




to shut up. That's what I need.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-11 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
[He totally sounds like a people.]

Yeah you're doin' a great job with this post. You know what I hear? Everything. I even hear the video parts of your audio that's how talented I am.

Do better to put some duct tape over your big mouth instead of expecting you to keep away from the network. Stone cold metal duct tape if you catch my drift.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
You ever hear of thing called autoplay? That's what it's like for me.

[Except Rick totally can just IGNORE STUFF he just can't ignore an opportunity to be a jerk.]

I am literally connected to this thing pretty much all the time. Don't eat, don't sleep. Just listenin' for danger.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-12 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah you're damn right it should. Got enough adventure and inspiration to go around. Call it adventuriation.

You don't get any though, you can cheer on the flaming hobos or whatever.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's right.

...Also you need to stop being so polite. Just stop it. It's infuriating. And stupid.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Yeah you gotta' get mad! Mad as a combustible lemon or something. You're boring as hell otherwise, man.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD STOP no one has ever frustrated him by being like this before.]

Whatever doesn't trip up my sarcasm meter because you're really testing it right now.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh yeah okay uhhhh. That's a good start. A little too verbose, but okay.

Throw in some swear words for flavor here and there. And you gotta' take on a good fightin' stance while you scream it. Put your fists up in the air!