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smashacademy2013-10-08 01:05 am
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01 - [Video]
SMASH ACADEMY! I GIVE YOU MY GREETINGS!
[The young man, centered in the camera frame, uniform freshly pressed, gives a sharp, deep bow. He fixes his audience with as piercing and earnest a gaze as he can manage.]
My name is Hajime Tanaka, and I have arrived here to provide moral and spiritual support to those of you residing here! You have faced brutal trials! You've been burdened with heart-rending struggles! However this may exhaust your mind, body, or spirit, I hope you may take my words as genuine: I am here to support you! Henceforth, none of your conflicts need be faced on your own. I am here to be used if needed! Simply call on me, and I'll be there!
[Just an instant's hesitation, a flash of discomfort. He can't believe he has to say this out loud, but he will. For the school. A deep breath:]
LET'S GO, FLAMING HOBOS!
[The young man, centered in the camera frame, uniform freshly pressed, gives a sharp, deep bow. He fixes his audience with as piercing and earnest a gaze as he can manage.]
My name is Hajime Tanaka, and I have arrived here to provide moral and spiritual support to those of you residing here! You have faced brutal trials! You've been burdened with heart-rending struggles! However this may exhaust your mind, body, or spirit, I hope you may take my words as genuine: I am here to support you! Henceforth, none of your conflicts need be faced on your own. I am here to be used if needed! Simply call on me, and I'll be there!
[Just an instant's hesitation, a flash of discomfort. He can't believe he has to say this out loud, but he will. For the school. A deep breath:]
LET'S GO, FLAMING HOBOS!
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I need you
to shut up. That's what I need.
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Mm. I apologize if you find my work distracting. I will do what I can to keep from bothering those without need, but I cannot promise to keep out of your earshot.
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Yeah you're doin' a great job with this post. You know what I hear? Everything. I even hear the video parts of your audio that's how talented I am.
Do better to put some duct tape over your big mouth instead of expecting you to keep away from the network. Stone cold metal duct tape if you catch my drift.
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[Except Rick totally can just IGNORE STUFF he just can't ignore an opportunity to be a jerk.]
I am literally connected to this thing pretty much all the time. Don't eat, don't sleep. Just listenin' for danger.
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How diligent. It's quite noble of you to put yourself through such endless trials. Your dedication and perseverance in the face of such hardships should inspire us all.
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You don't get any though, you can cheer on the flaming hobos or whatever.
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...Also you need to stop being so polite. Just stop it. It's infuriating. And stupid.
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Whatever doesn't trip up my sarcasm meter because you're really testing it right now.
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[ PURE BURNING VENOM:] Do not mock me, stranger. You may strive to cover your insecurity with bile and scorn, but you shall not quench the power of faith with your ignorance! Go ahead and repay my offer with disdain, but know this; whether or not I remain silenced, the depths of my mission surround you, and it's only your own self that is harmed by your refusal to listen.
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Throw in some swear words for flavor here and there. And you gotta' take on a good fightin' stance while you scream it. Put your fists up in the air!
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