inspirethefire: LET'S DO THIS (Maximum heat)
田中一 ([personal profile] inspirethefire) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2013-10-08 01:05 am

01 - [Video]

SMASH ACADEMY! I GIVE YOU MY GREETINGS!

[The young man, centered in the camera frame, uniform freshly pressed, gives a sharp, deep bow. He fixes his audience with as piercing and earnest a gaze as he can manage.]

My name is Hajime Tanaka, and I have arrived here to provide moral and spiritual support to those of you residing here! You have faced brutal trials! You've been burdened with heart-rending struggles! However this may exhaust your mind, body, or spirit, I hope you may take my words as genuine: I am here to support you! Henceforth, none of your conflicts need be faced on your own. I am here to be used if needed! Simply call on me, and I'll be there!

[Just an instant's hesitation, a flash of discomfort. He can't believe he has to say this out loud, but he will. For the school. A deep breath:]

LET'S GO, FLAMING HOBOS!
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-12 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That's right.

...Also you need to stop being so polite. Just stop it. It's infuriating. And stupid.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-13 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Yeah you gotta' get mad! Mad as a combustible lemon or something. You're boring as hell otherwise, man.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-14 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[OH MY GOD STOP no one has ever frustrated him by being like this before.]

Whatever doesn't trip up my sarcasm meter because you're really testing it right now.
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[personal profile] explosion_day 2013-10-18 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh yeah okay uhhhh. That's a good start. A little too verbose, but okay.

Throw in some swear words for flavor here and there. And you gotta' take on a good fightin' stance while you scream it. Put your fists up in the air!