--真-- Chapter 2 - Part 1: sink in your teeth

[receiveyou]

[Video feed: oh look, it's Majima. The man who was responsible for kidnapping that nice little Pikmin girl. He was just kicking back at his office desk, forgetting to wear shirts, as usual.

And he has an announcement for everyone!]

In case any of ya lovebirrrds were worried 'bout getting shanked in the dark by a silent killer, ya don't have to worry no more! We caught the guy. So now you all can go plow each other in the forest with peace of mind again~

He's in the security detention cell for holdin', so if anyone's got a beef with the boy, you can go give him a piece of yer mind. Don't expect him to talk back much though~! Caim ain't exactly a converrrsationalist.

Oh, and if any of ya got a beef with me...?

I don't give a shit.

The killer that had the city wettin' its pants was captured without a fight, an' without any casualties. Ya got a problem with that, feel free to register yer complaints to my face.

[He gave the camera a dark, irreverent smile and waved as the video feed ended.]

Comments

Re: [Private]

[receiveyou]

Oh~?

With all the folk that want a piece of him, I'm starrrting to think I should charge tickets.

[Private]

[icequeen_aran]

And put him on display like a wild animal? I'm wondering who really belongs in that pen.

Re: [Private]

[receiveyou]

Anythin' to turn a prrrofit~

So, what's a babe like ya want with Caim so bad, hmm?

[Private]

[icequeen_aran]

Business.

[receiveyou]

You'll have to specify, I'm afrrraid.

[icequeen_aran]

What does it matter? Money is money, isn't it?

[receiveyou]

Money is a contract, and I like to know the terrrms when they're not mine.

Gettin' rich is fun an' all, but I ain't so dumb that I accept cash from every pretty face, lady.

[icequeen_aran]

I give you compensation for your hard work [that is no small amount of sarcasm] and I take him off your hands.

Is that so difficult to understand?

[receiveyou]

Aw, but I'm not done havin' fun with him yet~!

If yer takin' him for a joyrrride, I want 'im back in one piece.

[icequeen_aran]

That's not what I meant.

[receiveyou]

Well that's a shame~ He's awfully prrretty.

[icequeen_aran]

You should tell him that.

[receiveyou]

I think perrrhaps I will.

So. Ya planning on killin' him?

[icequeen_aran]

It's not in my plans.

[receiveyou]

I've got some plans of my own, lady.

Yer usin' him, then. I wonderrr why...

[icequeen_aran]

That's my own business.

[YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS EASY SHE'S JUST GOING TO TAKE HIM FROM YOU AT THIS RATE OUT OF SPITE]

[receiveyou]

Sometimes it pays better to be informed than to just be paid. I like to know all the playerrrs in the game. Can ya blame me?

How's this. Ya tell me who you are and what ya want 'im for, and I'll let ya have him for frrree.

[YOU REALIZE HE'S ONLY BEING AN ASS 'CAUSE YOU'RE EVADING ALL HIS QUESTIONS. THAT JUST MAKES YOU MORE SUSPICIOUS AND INTERESTING.]

[video]

[icequeen_aran]

[BUT THAT'S HOW SHE ROLLS. But she'll throw him a bone.

He'll get some video to go along with that audio.]

Aran. Samus Aran.

I can't imagine you'd simply want to keep him on display. It'd be too boring for your tastes, wouldn't it?

[video]

[receiveyou]

It's like ya got me all figurrred out already~!

[Well actually not really.]

So, ya got a better solution then, Samus baby?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QitTKFGSTDM

[icequeen_aran]

[Vague and cryptic all up in this conversation. She frowns.]

Don't call me baby.

[receiveyou]

You ladies at the school, so touchy~...