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Skarmory ([personal profile] steel_birdy) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2012-02-01 10:21 pm
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[We interrupt your programming to bring you...A Video.]

[Skarmory is on screen. Looking very serious as he stares into the soul of whoever was his audience.]

I want a name.
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steel_birdy: ARIS (JOYNESS)

[personal profile] steel_birdy 2012-02-02 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a lot of toy tanks. Tanks are cool. Mommy works with tanks.
tank_rockarms: (Fatty)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-03 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Then you should be named Tank.

Who's your mom?
steel_birdy: IYO (YAY)

[personal profile] steel_birdy 2012-02-03 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot of people call her Lash! She the best mommy AND she blows things up!

[...Poor kid, right. Do you know what things he sees in this room.]
tank_rockarms: (Drama hands)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR MOM'S LASH?!?!?!!?

WHAT!?!?!
steel_birdy: IYO (GLEE)

[personal profile] steel_birdy 2012-02-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh!

[YEP HE THINKS THIS IS OKAY.]
tank_rockarms: (What do you mean we're out of weights?)

FREAKOUT HAPPENS NOW

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-04 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD WHEN WAS SHE PREGNANT I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER BEIN' PREGNANT.

OH MY GOD YOU GOT SILVER HAIR.

OH MY GOD LASH AND HAWKE HAD SEX.
steel_birdy: IYO (CONFUSION)

OH BOY

[personal profile] steel_birdy 2012-02-05 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Um. What's sex? What's pregnant?

[And that's all he wrote.]
tank_rockarms: (Drama hands)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-05 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO HAVE SEX DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

PREGNANT IS WHEN A LADY HAS A BABY IN HER TUMMY.

DID YOU COME OUTTA LASH'S TUMMY?
thewunderkind: (Angry - YOU. CRUSH. NOW.)

Here comes Mom

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2012-02-06 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
MAX. MAX.

MAX.

WHAT
THE
HELL?!
Edited 2012-02-06 09:02 (UTC)
tank_rockarms: (Drama hands)

EVERYTHING IS FINE, NOTHING IS BROKEN

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-07 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
LASH WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO HAVE A KID DID HAWKE KNOCK YOU UP LIKE SIX YEARS AGO BACK WHEN YOU WERE BOTH IN BLACK HOLE OR SOMETHIN' YOU WERE ONLY LIKE SIXTEEN OR WHATEVER BACK THEN THAT'S LIKE ILLEGAL
thewunderkind: (Emo - What the freaking hell)

The rare times she'll actually swear

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2012-02-07 08:01 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT THE FUCK MAX, SKAMORY IS A POKEMON.

Not that it matters because it didn't happen but do you seriously think Black Hole had anything considered illegal?
tank_rockarms: http://metallic-orb.deviantart.com/ (Confused)

Re: The rare times she'll actually swear

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-07 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait he's a pokemon? Why's he callin' you mommmy?

And Black Hole's a crummy place, but I figured even they'd have laws about stuff.
thewunderkind: (Angry - Mouth Shut)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2012-02-09 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
We were grouped together to create the best offspring. That was pretty much the law. Maybe if we...

He calls me mommy because I raised him since birth. Don't you remember when I talked about an egg that hatched?
tank_rockarms: http://metallic-orb.deviantart.com/ (Confused)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-09 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, not really.
thewunderkind: (Confused - That Icon)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2012-02-09 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
Figures you'd just forget things with that simple mind of yours.
tank_rockarms: Pixle drew this (Door Guard)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-10 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know why I gotta remember every time somebody hatches an egg.
thewunderkind: (Grinning - Sly Fox)

[personal profile] thewunderkind 2012-02-10 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe but I thought I was supposed to be under constant watch from the rest of Orange Star or something.
tank_rockarms: An edit (approved, nonetheless) of a Hanshee drawing http://hanshee.deviantart.com/ (No)

[personal profile] tank_rockarms 2012-02-12 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well I got guys who do that for me.

So why ain't you gave this kid a name yet?

You should name him Tank.
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