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[steel_birdy]

[Skarmory is on screen. Looking very serious as he stares into the soul of whoever was his audience.]

I want a name.

Comments

Re: The rare times she'll actually swear

[tank_rockarms]

Wait he's a pokemon? Why's he callin' you mommmy?

And Black Hole's a crummy place, but I figured even they'd have laws about stuff.

[thewunderkind]

We were grouped together to create the best offspring. That was pretty much the law. Maybe if we...

He calls me mommy because I raised him since birth. Don't you remember when I talked about an egg that hatched?

[tank_rockarms]

Uh, not really.

[thewunderkind]

Figures you'd just forget things with that simple mind of yours.

[tank_rockarms]

I don't know why I gotta remember every time somebody hatches an egg.

[thewunderkind]

Maybe but I thought I was supposed to be under constant watch from the rest of Orange Star or something.

[tank_rockarms]

Yeah well I got guys who do that for me.

So why ain't you gave this kid a name yet?

You should name him Tank.