[We interrupt your programming to bring you...A Video.]

[steel_birdy]

[Skarmory is on screen. Looking very serious as he stares into the soul of whoever was his audience.]

I want a name.

Comments

video

[bestsweater]

[oh my god that's adorable]

What kind of name did you have in mind?

[thewunderkind]

You could have asked me to look in a book for you.

[Then again letting himself pick something is adorable.]

I'll just check them over.

Re: video

[steel_birdy]

I dunno. I want something cool. Everyone else in my team's got a cool name.

[steel_birdy]

Okay!

Uh, hey!

Mommy, do you know any cool names?

[Mommy knows best. Right? THEN WHY DID YOU NOT GIVE HIM A NAME BEFORE HUH HUH.]

[boo_blimp_babe]

Hows 'bout Squirt? Or Pint? Or Tiny, Kid, Plucky?

[Charlise is the most helpful, yup.]

[steel_birdy]

Wellll, Big Bro Alex calls me "Squirt" all the time!

[Sad, sad little boy.]

[boo_blimp_babe]

See, you already gots a name. What? Ain't feelin' it? I mean, I'm all for change and all that crap. What were ya looking for anyways?

[analyzes_shields]

A name?

What kind do ya' want?

[tank_rockarms]

You know what's a great name?

Tank.

I got a bicep named Tank.

[will_be_god]

[[Skarmory you are staring into Cyrus's soul. It is a dark and hollow place, especially right now. And once he turns the camera on, he is staring into yours.]]

A name must have weight. It must be something to announce to the world that you live, that you are more than one of the faceless masses.

...I do not believe we have met. But I will assist you just the same.

[thunderbutt]

'Ey you already got a name, Pipsqueak.

[text]

[trickroom]

ANNOYING!!

[video]

[goldhearted]

Skarmory's a cool name, though!

[whatnot]

A name...? [That's, pretty precious.]

Well, I'm in no position to pick it for you and neither do I have name for myself, but call me curious, any particular reason you'd like a name and whatnot?

Alex is a dick.

[thunderbutt]

Get out you fucker, no one wants your opinion.

Alex, there are children in this network post. /privates it

[whatnot]

What the actual.Fuck?

This wasn't even directed to your attention.

He doesn't care okay /not exactly private

[thunderbutt]

YEAH WELL GET OFF THE NETWORK

OUTTA MY FACE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Well he's going to care for the both of them /keeps it on private

[whatnot]

Fun fact, the network's not just about you, the whole damned world isn't about you-- Grow the fuck up!

Good beccause otherwise it would be a lot worse

[thunderbutt]

OH WOOOOW SOME SMARTF UCKING ASS WORDS COMIN FROM SOMEONE WHO DID THAT FUCKING GAY SHIT HAHAHAHHAAHH

Not for long. 8') /accidental public

[whatnot]

oH YEAH OCMES FRM SOMEONE WHO CAN'T TAKE A FCKING JOKE HA FUCKING HAA

Welp. /public

[thunderbutt]

WHAT YOUD ID AINT A JOKE FOR ME ALRIGHT YOU FUCKTARD

KNOW FCUKNIN LIMITS

'Ey Pipsqueak. Don't talk to this guy ever again, alright?

I'm outta here.

[steel_birdy]

I dunno...I was just thinking about something COOLER. Y'know?

[steel_birdy]

A cool name! A really, really cool one!

[steel_birdy]

I have a lot of toy tanks. Tanks are cool. Mommy works with tanks.

[steel_birdy]

You say a lot of big words...but if that mean you'll help me find a cool name, then okay mister!