Евгений Борисович Волгин (
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smashacademy2011-11-12 01:29 am
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- apple kid (mother),
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- little mac (punch out),
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- volgin (metal gear)
☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION
I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then you are free to arrange a time and a place between the both of us, using my contact information below:
e-mail: y.volgin@smash.edu
messenger: ybvolgin
office: [Office Location -- it's in the cluster near his class]
I will swiftly mend your erroneous ways.
It is a pleasure.
- Y.B.V.
[[ ACTION // Volgin arrives back home. ]]
[Okay, placeholder here, but all you need to know is Volgin dispatched Katya and trashed the place. She's in the toilet. I'll flower something out in a few.]
Max you should be smart enough to remember that this guy beat up your friends
Max you are from a place called Wars World, lololololBut that don't mean that service and leadership in conflict don't count for somethin'.Unless it is Black Hole, then you can go choke on Max's glorious fistYou weren't an army cook, were you? Like when you started out?
SRSLY stop making nice to a glorious asshole.
"Black Hole" was code for Ivan's cozy depths that I spent ample time getting to know.No. I was granted a generous position in the NKVD due to special service.
[Max can know. He has a feeling this information is safe with him.]