colonelcrotchgrab: (Doodle -- *grump*)
Евгений Борисович Волгин ([personal profile] colonelcrotchgrab) wrote in [community profile] smashacademy2011-11-12 01:29 am

☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

* * * * * * Attn Students, Co-Workers, Interested Parties: * * * * * *



I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then you are free to arrange a time and a place between the both of us, using my contact information below:

e-mail: y.volgin@smash.edu
messenger: ybvolgin
office: [Office Location -- it's in the cluster near his class]

I will swiftly mend your erroneous ways.

It is a pleasure.

- Y.B.V.




[[ ACTION // Volgin arrives back home. ]]

[Okay, placeholder here, but all you need to know is Volgin dispatched Katya and trashed the place. She's in the toilet. I'll flower something out in a few.]

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks back at Volgin and mutters something in Russian again]

/He's cute when he's nervous./

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
N-No... Sorry for bothering you about it...

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Time to be straight forward]

What's your name?

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[[This question apparently catches him off-guard, as if he didn't expect to be asked that. Or maybe it's just that he has a bad habit of forgetting to introduce himself... It's a streak.]]

Huh? Oh, I'm Ron DeLite.

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
/American, I suppose./

Ron DeLite... What a cute name.

[THAT IS NOT AN INNOCENT SMILE]

I'm Ivan Raidenovitch Raikov.

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but, umm, it's not "Delight." It's actually "DeLite", so it's not like the word, but spelled like a last name.

[[AS IF PEOPLE CAN JUST LIKE READ THE AIR SURE RON]]

So... do I call you Ivan? That's a long name.

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Okay... Raikov. [[He pronounced it awkwardly, as he would the first time he heard a strange name.]] It's... nice to meet you!

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[[This guy is... a soldier? He picked up that much. No, was a colonel is what he said, but a majority of the foreign words (even his name) slid past him. But "Mr. Volgin" stuck.]]

A-Alright... it's nice to meet you too, Mr. Volgin...

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we can go out for drinks some time, Ron.

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
R-Really? You would want to do that with me?

I mean, umm, I'm not once for drinking much, since I've never really done it besides once and that didn't end well, and

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! Good looking guys have to stick together, I think.

[just as keikaku]

And don't worry. I'll show you all the good drinks.

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
/Maybe./

[Raikov turned to Volgin and grinned]

/Aside from my first intention, he does seem like a decent enough guy./

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-14 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not sure it matt

But... I-It couldn't hurt, if you really want to, that is.

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Wh-What? Am I suppose

Whenever you want to, I'll try to make time. ...That is, of course, if I'm not actually on security duty, which is entirely a possibility since I work a lot of shifts, esp

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Nights are better for drinking. How about some time next weekend?

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[identity profile] maskxdemasque.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sure! Whatever you'd like! J-Just let me know whatever I need to know and I'll be there!

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[identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com 2011-11-16 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, that bar served some good memories.. Such as blowing Miller under the table-wait.]

10 o'clock.

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