☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

[colonelcrotchgrab]

* * * * * * Attn Students, Co-Workers, Interested Parties: * * * * * *


I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then you are free to arrange a time and a place between the both of us, using my contact information below:

e-mail: y.volgin@smash.edu
messenger: ybvolgin
office: [Office Location -- it's in the cluster near his class]

I will swiftly mend your erroneous ways.

It is a pleasure.

- Y.B.V.



[[ ACTION // Volgin arrives back home. ]]

[Okay, placeholder here, but all you need to know is Volgin dispatched Katya and trashed the place. She's in the toilet. I'll flower something out in a few.]

Comments

video;

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Then, I won't teach, and I will spend my days on campus with one more hour to entertain my dearest Ivan.

Do you think I came back here for the love of teaching and the ... precious students?

[Volgin's already lethal expression somehow was able to darken.]

Are you making a threat on my life, Mr. Kojiro?

video;

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

I... suppose you could do that as well, yes.

[Koji lets out a sigh]

I said I am not threatening you, Mr. Volgin, nor do I wish to.

video;

[colonelcrotchgrab]

Don't try, and we will live in perfect harmony.

[He harshly popped the letters in his articulation, flinging spittle at the monitor.]

Is that all you wished to inform me, Mr. Kojiro?

video;

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

[This is going to take a lot of work...]

For the time being, yes. Also, I am the school's counselor so.. if you have any problems, I am willing to listen or offer advice.

video;

[colonelcrotchgrab]

I don't need your assistance.

I don't need anyone's assistance.

I have all the advice I need in here with me.

Good day, Mr. Kojiro, and keep your friends away from us.

[He reached over, fumbled with something. Feed closed.]

[punchicebergs.livejournal.com]

[One of those types... Oh boy. This was going to take a lot more work than he originally thought]