smashacademy | ☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

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☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

* * * * * * Attn Students, Co-Workers, Interested Parties: * * * * * *

I am back teaching at your facility. My area of expertise, if you so remember me, will be "Culinary Arts". It carries an emphasis in Russian cooking around the late 19th, early 20th century. If you are not willing to accept the knowledge of my people so generously offered, then you are free to arrange a time and a place between the both of us, using my contact information below:

e-mail: y.volgin@smash.edu
messenger: ybvolgin
office: [Office Location -- it's in the cluster near his class]

I will swiftly mend your erroneous ways.

It is a pleasure.

- Y.B.V.

[[ ACTION // Volgin arrives back home. ]]

[Okay, placeholder here, but all you need to know is Volgin dispatched Katya and trashed the place. She's in the toilet. I'll flower something out in a few.]

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Hi, Mr. Volgin! Welcome back.

How kind of you.

And how have your concepts flourished in my debilitating absence?

Oh, I've been inventing all sorts of things.

Were you still here when I made my endless cottage cheese machine? I'm still very proud of that one.

... You'd save Leningrad back in the day, I am certain.

One time I saved the city of Threed from a zombie infestation with my zombie paper.

Was Leningrad suffering from a severe cottage cheese shortage?

They had a case of Nazis, rather than zombies.

[... Zombies. Really.]

Oh. Are Nazis naturally repelled by cottage cheese?

::Zombies. Really.::

We used bullets. Those were proven more effective.

Oh. I suppose that might be an effective deterrent.

Then why would you need the cottage cheese?

You have to keep the simple masses from eating dirt and themselves somehow.

Oh, that does sound like a problem. What happened to all of the people who lived there?

Starvation, mostly.

[Alright, the sadist in him was amused by all these emaciated people fighting over a mountain of cottage cheese in the bitter cold. Of course he would be.]

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☭ один [1] -- TEXT, ACTION

oh look it is your favorite student

o no not you

oh yes

o god the icon the icon

I see you are enjoying "Gerber Baby Stare"

Just. A little bit. ... 8D /thumbs up

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=15354650

It's like a double dose of what my eyes.

It is the greatest piece of Apple Kid fanart in the world... okay maybe this one, too

That car has a face that makes me think of a butt. I think it is wonderful.

Apple Kid gets all the dollars and also this icon

no it's waldo >8I