001- [video] - Laytex all the way down...

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow does not appear in public without his costume, no matter how much it looks like the school network has been invading by sketchy fetish spam. He sits with his arms folded in front of the camera, like he's sizing up everyone watching it. He clears his throat.]

...Greetings Smash Acadamy. My name is Black Shadow and you may know me as a world famous F-Zero racer and the revered Emperor of Evil! HAHAHAHAHAH!

...I am also your new Drivers Ed teacher.

I am told I can't make the class mandatory, but I strongly urge you to come. Driving is a far more vital skill than you can ever know.

As for my new...colleges: I look forward to working with you.

[He smirks briefly, like there's something about to happen and he can't wait to see how it's going to turn out. Amazing how menacing that can make a normally meaningless pleasantry.]

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[black_shadow]

[Ah, yes, he loves this game. He's taken pains to remember exactly that look before because he's certain it will be on Falcon's face when he finally dies.

Maybe even today. He fires his energy rope directly at Falcon's face. Best case, it'll blind him, worse case, he'll be open for attack dodging it.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon is fast, but not that fast--he manages to move out of the way to avoid something disastrous like his face, or both arms. It hit his shoulder, the impact causing him to stumble backwards, effectively gluing his left arm to his side.

Could be worse. There's still one arm he can punch with, which is exactly what he tries to do.]

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow's running up with his own punch, as he was expecting Falcon to be more incapacitated than one arm. He swings at his enemy's stupid face.

It's no falcon punch but it should do the job if it connects.]

[raced_god]

[Falcon's punch, of course, is a Falcon Punch. It's on fire, and he feels it connect about the same time Black Shadow's stupid fist hits the side of his head. Perhaps, if he'd been wearing his helmet, he would have survived.

As it stood, however, the collision more-or-less knocked him out cold.

Goodnight, sweet prince.]

[black_shadow]

[Punching was the best idea that either of them had ever had. Black Shadow takes the Falcon Punch in the face.

He cannot feel the burns because he, too, is cold-cocked.

Goodnight, rotten emperor.]