001- [video] - Laytex all the way down...

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow does not appear in public without his costume, no matter how much it looks like the school network has been invading by sketchy fetish spam. He sits with his arms folded in front of the camera, like he's sizing up everyone watching it. He clears his throat.]

...Greetings Smash Acadamy. My name is Black Shadow and you may know me as a world famous F-Zero racer and the revered Emperor of Evil! HAHAHAHAHAH!

...I am also your new Drivers Ed teacher.

I am told I can't make the class mandatory, but I strongly urge you to come. Driving is a far more vital skill than you can ever know.

As for my new...colleges: I look forward to working with you.

[He smirks briefly, like there's something about to happen and he can't wait to see how it's going to turn out. Amazing how menacing that can make a normally meaningless pleasantry.]

Comments

[punchtheflute]

I don't mind either one, so whichever you like better!

No, I haven't. A friend was going to teach me but we haven't gotten around to it yet. I really do want to learn, though! Not having to walk everywhere or take the bus is going to save me a lot of time.

[black_shadow]

Ah, driving is far more than simply going from point A to point B.

It's...a spiritual experience, where the car becomes not just a machine you control, but a natural extension of yourself. Every jolt of the car you feel through your body as you take turns, endure g-forces, and ram other cars right off the track!

...We won't be starting with that, of course.

[punchtheflute]

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to be so passionate about driving a car! Mostly I was just going to use mine to go grocery shopping or to the movies!