001- [video] - Laytex all the way down...

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow does not appear in public without his costume, no matter how much it looks like the school network has been invading by sketchy fetish spam. He sits with his arms folded in front of the camera, like he's sizing up everyone watching it. He clears his throat.]

...Greetings Smash Acadamy. My name is Black Shadow and you may know me as a world famous F-Zero racer and the revered Emperor of Evil! HAHAHAHAHAH!

...I am also your new Drivers Ed teacher.

I am told I can't make the class mandatory, but I strongly urge you to come. Driving is a far more vital skill than you can ever know.

As for my new...colleges: I look forward to working with you.

[He smirks briefly, like there's something about to happen and he can't wait to see how it's going to turn out. Amazing how menacing that can make a normally meaningless pleasantry.]

Comments

[black_shadow]

I see...then you work in close proximity to the school's football coach...Interesting

[Not ominous at all]

I respect your stance on molding the youth. This is the age where they are the most mailable, after all.

[blueburnshotter]

[That's pretty ominous. All of it, really.]

Impressionable, but still old enough to have a strong sense of self and a moral compass. Truly a wonderful time.

[But as for the more curious comment...]

So, you're a sports fan too, are you?

[You're not planning to kidnap the coach or something are you. That seems to be a villainous thing to do.]

[black_shadow]

An incomplete, impressionable one, but true enough I suppose.

And let's just say that I have an interest in a relationship with the sports faculty.

[He might be doing this on purpose.]

[blueburnshotter]

With all of us, or do you only have eyes for him?

[Two can play at that.]

[black_shadow]

He and I...go back. Quite a long time, in fact.

[blueburnshotter]

[STILL OMINOUS.]

Do take care not to let an old flame like that blaze too out of control. At least in public. This is a professional environment.

[Don't get students caught up in whatever the heck is bound to unfold from old drama, basically.]