001- [video] - Laytex all the way down...

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow does not appear in public without his costume, no matter how much it looks like the school network has been invading by sketchy fetish spam. He sits with his arms folded in front of the camera, like he's sizing up everyone watching it. He clears his throat.]

...Greetings Smash Acadamy. My name is Black Shadow and you may know me as a world famous F-Zero racer and the revered Emperor of Evil! HAHAHAHAHAH!

...I am also your new Drivers Ed teacher.

I am told I can't make the class mandatory, but I strongly urge you to come. Driving is a far more vital skill than you can ever know.

As for my new...colleges: I look forward to working with you.

[He smirks briefly, like there's something about to happen and he can't wait to see how it's going to turn out. Amazing how menacing that can make a normally meaningless pleasantry.]

Comments

[video]

[black_shadow]

[Oh, that's cute.]

Hehe...I can't fault your bravery.

But how do you plan to do it?

[video]

[thereyouare]

I will hold your hand and take you.

[ Duh. ]

[video]

[black_shadow]

Well, you should have learned this in school...but a small girl like yourself cannot possibly hope to pull something with so much more mass than you.

But I would be impressed if you tried.

[video]

[thereyouare]

[ She looks a little confused. ]

I can carry you.

[video]

[black_shadow]

You're far too small for that.

[video; no such thing as a hiatus for this thread]

[thereyouare]

I can prove it.

[ s m i l e ]

[video; i forsee wonderful things a'coming]

[black_shadow]

Impressive bluff.

I'll be in my office if you want to continue your little play-act.

[video -> action; YE]

[thereyouare]

Okay.

[ She cuts the feed and it isn't long before she's knocking at his door. ]

Hello?

[ HERE FOR THE TEA PARTY, ASSHOLE. ]

Re: [video -> action; YE]

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow slowly opens the door, genuinely surprised to see her. He thought she was bluffing entirely.]

...Hello.

[action;]

[thereyouare]

Hi. [ She smiles waaay up at him. ] I will carry you now. [ She practically doesn't wait to try and... well, figure out how exactly she will pick him up. She knows she can... ]

[Action]

[black_shadow]

[He bursts out laughing.] Oh, well, let me assist you, little one!

[He sits down on the floor cross-legged to give her better leverage.]

[Action; please don't have the density of a dying star]

[thereyouare]

Oh. Thank you.

[ Yes, this will do. She walked around behind him, bent her knees to wrap her arms round his waist and -- up!

Right off the ground. Magic. But he was pretty heavy! ]

Are you different? [ He had to be a machine to be heavy like this, right?! ]

[Action; It's...not impossible]

[black_shadow]

[What. Wait. What.]

You-How could you possibly-You're just a little girl!

[He has no idea what "different" is supposed to mean and he doesn't care. He starts to flail in her grip like a toddler.]

[Action;]

[thereyouare]

P-please don't - !

[ BOOM.

Down she went, taking him back with her for a nice little squishing session. ]

U-uhm... you're squishing me...

[ Obviously his fault. ]

[Action;]

[black_shadow]

[He spitefully pretends to need a few moments before he rolls off her, glowering.]

What did you mean, "different?"

[Action;]

[thereyouare]

D-different.. uhm...

[ A couple of coughs to get her breath back in order, she crawls a little closer to keep her voice to a whisper. ]

You know... Different.

[ SO CLEAR. But she tapped at her extra eye. ]