001- [video] - Laytex all the way down...

[black_shadow]

[Black Shadow does not appear in public without his costume, no matter how much it looks like the school network has been invading by sketchy fetish spam. He sits with his arms folded in front of the camera, like he's sizing up everyone watching it. He clears his throat.]

...Greetings Smash Acadamy. My name is Black Shadow and you may know me as a world famous F-Zero racer and the revered Emperor of Evil! HAHAHAHAHAH!

...I am also your new Drivers Ed teacher.

I am told I can't make the class mandatory, but I strongly urge you to come. Driving is a far more vital skill than you can ever know.

As for my new...colleges: I look forward to working with you.

[He smirks briefly, like there's something about to happen and he can't wait to see how it's going to turn out. Amazing how menacing that can make a normally meaningless pleasantry.]

Comments

[video]

[black_shadow]

[Greeeeeat, a smartass.]

If you knew anything about the circuit you'd know not to taunt me like that.

[icequeen_aran]

I won't apologize for friendly or not so friendly banter between colleges. You'll just have to get used to it.

[black_shadow]

Hahahah, you're either brave or stupid. I do so love that space before it's clear which.

[icequeen_aran]

I'll make it very clear if you ever dare set foot in Armed Weaponry or Bio-Mechanical Engineering.

[OR AUTOSHOP she wants to warn, but she figures that should go without saying.]

[black_shadow]

Heheheh...Let me guess: a friend of Falcon's?

[icequeen_aran]

Don't give him all the credit, those are my classes.

[black_shadow]

Oh, perish the thought! You look like a woman capable of great things. I'll be watching with interest.

[icequeen_aran]

Flattery won't get you far with me, but I have a similair interest in you.

Long ago, another F-Zero racer was in charge of Driver's Ed, so I don't think I'll be able to help but draw comparisons between you and him.

[black_shadow]

Hmmm...now you have me intrigued. Who was that exactly?

[icequeen_aran]

Samurai Goroh.

The kids loved him.

[black_shadow]

They loved Goroh? The loud mouth second-string bounty hunter? They loved him?

[icequeen_aran]

[She nods.]

Do you think you live up to that?

[black_shadow]

...I think it will be an interesting challenge. This is news to me.

I wonder if he left notes around. Or any notes at all, knowing him.