a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

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[glazedandconfused]

[Aoi FLINGS open the door, practically sparkling with excitement and clearly oblivious to the fact that it's like 5 AM.]

Sakura! Did you see--did you see--

[And then, an almost reverent whisper...]

The donuts.

[oogremi]

[Oh, Aoi. She has come to save you...save you from yourself.]

I did, indeed, see the donuts.

That is exactly why I have come.

[glazedandconfused]

[STILL WHISPERING. STILL REVERENT.]

Do you want to go have some donuts with me?

[hoveringdonuts]