a very, very very very very important audio post

[glazedandconfused]

[Were you having a nice, quiet morning, Smash Academy? Well, you're not anymore, because at some ungodly hour only utilized by people who wake up at balls o' clock to work out, a shriek comes over the network.]

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO WAKE UP RIGHT NOW.

IT'S RAINING DONUTS.

[That's it, that's the post.]

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[Action]

[oogremi]

[A quick check confirms that it is, indeed, raining donuts. Sakura smiles, knowing how pleased Aoi is with this.

She pictures her friends enjoying all the donuts she could eat, enjoying every donut type the world has to offer, devouring her fill, consuming until...the joy of the donut is gone, past her limits, past sanity, laying gorged on fried sugary dough, still attempting to eat...]

Aoi? Aoi, are you there?

[So she makes a beeline to Aoi's dorm room and knocks...She trusts her but better safe than sorry is today's very important motto.]

[glazedandconfused]

[Aoi FLINGS open the door, practically sparkling with excitement and clearly oblivious to the fact that it's like 5 AM.]

Sakura! Did you see--did you see--

[And then, an almost reverent whisper...]

The donuts.

[oogremi]

[Oh, Aoi. She has come to save you...save you from yourself.]

I did, indeed, see the donuts.

That is exactly why I have come.

[glazedandconfused]

[STILL WHISPERING. STILL REVERENT.]

Do you want to go have some donuts with me?

[hoveringdonuts]