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[Joel is on screen, looking about as happy as he ever does. But there seems to be a few black smears on his face, like soot.]
Lotta folks havin' troubles with these little bugs it seems like.
Not that I'm encouraging you kids to burn the place down? But they go up real good.
I got a flamethrower I can bring around to help out if anyone's got it really bad. But if you've got a lighter and a can of hairspray, that'd work just as well.
[Weaponry you can make in the comfort of your own home!]
Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher on hand.
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[Hey look who it was! It was That Janitor Guy and he's all super serious with his robes on. He received work from the man who called himself "Shiek", the one who ventured to the basement with a small crew. He heard from everyone else. Now he was here.]
I have heeded to what you all have been saying on the network about the strange insects and the basement.
I will be venturing to this basement and I will alert you all if I find anything else.
There is reason to suspect we have not seen all there is to see. If the safety of any who live on these grounds is threatened, rest assured I will get to the bottom of what is happening.
[Whenever he was done listening to what was to be said to him, he would log off and turn to his "roommate". Sup Dez.] | |
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[The video feeds turns on with a very distressed Sable looking right at the screen.]
Oh, thank goodness my computer still works. So, ah, everyone knows by now about these...shadow bugs, yes? Well, I've been having trouble with them in my office. They've completely been taking over every inch of my room! Most of my electronics have stopped working, like my little television, but now look at what they've gotten into!!
[She turns the computer towards her shelves of different fabrics. There are little clusters of the purple bugs gathered around some of the fabrics, chewing through the material!]
Look at what they've done!! They're destroying my materials!! I've been trying to fight them off, but there's too many! I'm sorry to bother everyone, but can someone please come over to my office to help me take care of these pests? It would mean so much to me- oh no no NO DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THAT QUILT.
[Sable rushes towards the back of the room and quickly tears away a quilt on the wall that some of the shadow bugs were venturing towards. She throws the quilt off screen, picks up a book and starts wailing on the bugs with the book in a very reckless manner.]
GET OUT! OUT! OUT YOU LITTLE INGRATES, OUT!!
[...she might be going a little bit too far.] | |
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