yo real quick announcement

i know we got these bug things all over and normally i wouldn't really give too much of a shit but they've got the stadium controls all kinds of fucked up

on the one hand seeing what happens if i try to use the stadium sounds like it'd be hilarious but i also kinda want to keep my job yknow
i dont wanna be held responsible if the stadium turns off the safety and turns on fucking lava or something while im trying to teach

so combat strategies isnt gonna be happening till this clears up
gonna suggest anyone else who teaches in the here do the same thing but hey thats your call

if you feel like being useful and helping to clear this shit up i'll be here

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[True to her word, when she has a free moment in her day, Nyx is in the stadium, doing as best she can to keep those shadow bugs out of the more delicate controls. Or, when she can't so much do that, she settles for angrily zapping as many of them as she can find.

Maybe someone really should give her a hand, before she winds up doing more damage than she prevents.]

[ The view on-screen is simply that of foggy lenses and a pristine filter, at first, accompanied by the sound of loud breathing. Whoever this person is doesn't seem to mind being up-close and personal, if not willing to indulge in scrutiny over webcams. Purified air leaves the mask and heats the camera's lens, allowing it to grow a mist as he typed, entirely unaware that his webcam has, indeed, turned on.

This is an emergency. It's an emergency because... he's aimless. He doesn't know what to do or where to go. The only direction he has is that he has to find Master. Master has awakened him, yet he could not find him. He doesn't even know what he looks like. What is an android in peril to do in a situation like this?

Why, beg for some help, of course! ]

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Hello there! ( ^▽^ )ノ★

Please excuse me! I am looking for someone very important. I have come looking for my Master! ( *O*) I would like to know if any of you have seen him! I do not know what he looks like, but I picture that he is very tall, strong, cool, and... Well, I think he would also look a little scary, too. It would be for a good reason, though, I am sure! Master is very smart. ( ￣ω￣ )

I can describe his voice! ✿ His voice is low and eerie with a baritone-to-tenor sound. (I'm sorry, I cannot precisely place it just yet. I heard it very briefly.) It makes me think of cornflowers in the center of creeping, black brambles. Isn't that so cool?! I heard of a phrase like that in a book once! I like it very much.

If you know where Master is, please tell me! I will remain here and search for him until I can find him. I have already enlisted help of an army to locate him. They are cute, tiny, and fuzzy! They tend to scatter, though, and they like to eat cables. ( ;;OoO) It is important that they eat, so I let them. Please think of them! They are living creatures, too! (ノ*O*  )

    ( :ɔ }彡~ Clear! ♫

Are you there? If so, come to my office at once. I have a matter that requires your assistance. And yes, it has to do with this bizarre infestation of these shadowy bugs.

Alright, everyone! There has been a lot of talk about statues beneath the school and this recent infestation, so listen to this! I believe the two are connected!

[That's presumptuous...]

After that small earthquake the other week, Hajime Tanaka and I both fell into underground caverns, and we saw those same strange bugs bring a statue to life! It attacked us, but we made it out in one piece! But now the bugs are up here... they seem harmless on their own, but don't let your guard down!

There you have it. Is that information useful to anybody at all?

[Useful for making it clear who pissed the bugs off enough for them to come to the surface, maybe.]