It looks like we have some sort of infestation. I can't figure out where the bugs are coming from or, well, what they even are.

[Of course you wouldn't, Flint, you were robotized and don't remember the last time the shadow bugs were here.]

I'll be cleaning them out as best I can. Come find me if you've got an emergency, but it doesn't look like they're getting into food or anything.

-Flint

[Cowman can be found all over the place today, armed with a hose and futilely trying to beat back the invasion.]

[Sonny, frankly, looks like death warmed up.]

Guys. Don't eat them. Oh Arceus. Don't eat them.

[He takes a deep breath and figures he should try and explain a little better. Hopefully he can keep his composure long enough to do that.]

The little purple things. They're not grape flavored. I checked. Some were in my little kettle when I went to make myself some cocoa and I was kind of sleepy so wasn't really thinking about it and I drank a cup full of them and....

[Oops. Nope. There he goes. Falling over and knocking his keyboard and mouse off the desk as he makes a mad hands and knees dash for the rest room. The video feed keeps running until he manages to stagger back and turn it off some three or four minutes later.

This has been a Public Service Announcement provided by Sonny Moe Snorlax. To repeat: Do not eat the crazy little purple shadow bugs. They gonna mess you up. And they are not, I repeat not, grape flavored.]