oo4; action

[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

Comments

[ YOU'RE WELCOME.]

[iwannacheat]

[her smile soured down a bit as well.]

What of it?

[obfuskate]

It is too short. Far too short.

[ He cringes. This is what the people wear nowadays? Disgusting. ]

[iwannacheat]

No, I'm just tall.

[human clothing just had to cover human naughty bits, right? at least it was long enough or that! Also, she is just barely over 5-feet as a human.]

[obfuskate]

[ HE'S TOO SMART TO FALL FOR THAT RUSE. ]

... No. No you are not.

One must wear a longer skirt than that on the premises. No exceptions.

[iwannacheat]

Or else?

[obfuskate]

Or else I will have to lock you up for the night.

[ WOW, HARSH PUNISHMENT JUST FOR DRESS CODE. ]

[iwannacheat]

[whoa talk about fashion police]

And if I refuse to be locked up?

[obfuskate]

Then you will be restrained against your will.

[ cool your tits, shadow. ]

[iwannacheat]

I don't think police brutality is legal on a school campus. [Kaz isn't taking this authority thing too seriously...]

[obfuskate]

Oh, no need to worry. It is.

[ NOPE, AIN'T BACKING DOWN SO EASILY, BIRD BRAIN. ]

[iwannacheat]

[Neither is she, spikey butts]

Oh.

Okay.

[she cracked her knuckles] I hope self-defense is legal, too.

[obfuskate]

It is, but let this be known:

The last thing you want to do is fight someone like me.

[ This Chaotic butt can't be pecked, Kazooie. CAN'T BE PECKED. ]

[iwannacheat]

[Then it will have to be kicked like how humans do it.]

Yeah. You'd make a terrific final boss for my little adventure here in schoolville, but I can't allow myself to be kidnapped because Banjo kind of needs me.

[What is she doing she never fought like this before...]

[obfuskate]

[ That terminology...

Wait.

What? ]

'Final... boss.'

[ What in heavens does that even mean. ]

[iwannacheat]

You've never joined the hip crowd of geekdom, have you?

[obfuskate]

... Define 'geekdom'.

[ Oh god that word feels so horrible rolling off the tongue he is never saying that EVER AGAIN. ]

[iwannacheat]

[is he for real?]

I'm not a dictionary. Go to the library and find out.

[obfuskate]

Tch... instead, you should opt for actual English instead of obscure slang.

[ obscure in your times, shadow, you oldie ]

[iwannacheat]

Man, what dinosaur age did YOU come from.

[She's not going to get a strife with this old timer after all, is she?. She crosses her arms and turns to walk away.]

Anyway, nice bike.

[obfuskate]

Fifty years.

[ That's all he says before he tries to snatch at her wrist, a snarl bubbling in his throat. ]

Now, you have the right to remain silent. [ In fact, please, please do be silent. ]

[iwannacheat]

Hey!

[She tries to pull her arm free.]

I also have a right to free speech, needle butt.

[obfuskate]

You also have the right to not insult your superiors.

[ He tightens his grip, mostly to hold onto her and to give a warning:

Don't fucko with Shadow. ]

[iwannacheat]

I don't consider anyone more superior than myself.

[not knowing if hedgehogs have anything between their legs, she's just going to aim a swift kick at one of his shins.]

[obfuskate]

[ woah, NOPE.

Shadow makes it a point to dodge the hell out of that, drawing his focus away from keeping a hold on her. As a result, he lets go of her wrist. Otherwise, well, he probably would have broken it, and there isn't a need for that. Not yet. ]

hi jeff banjo should hijack this thread and calm everyone the fuck down

[iwannacheat]

[she was pulling away as this happened, and falls on the ground when released. What an embarrassing defeat.]