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[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

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Re: just plurkpinged him

[abirdinthebag]

[Wait. Is that Kazooie? Who is dragging her around. Why is he dragging her around.

HE IS DRAGGING HIS BEST FRIEND AROUND.

You'd better believe Banjo did something about it!]

Hey! What's going on here?!

Re: just plurkpinged him

[iwannacheat]

I'm a big girl, Banjo, I can take care of myself! [have another egg, old-timer!]

[obfuskate]

[ He dodges that first egg with ease, his eyes darting to the new company. ] Your little friend has to be apprehended fo-

[ Splat.

Hi, egg on his face. ]

...

... for breaking dress code and disrespecting authority.

[ Deadpan. ]

[abirdinthebag]

Okay, everyone needs to just calm down here... Kazooie, put the eggs away and let's just talk this over.

[iwannacheat]

Humph!

[she had a grenade egg ready to toss, but she just puts it away.]

[obfuskate]

[ sigh fine i guess he could-- wwwwwwwwwwwwwaAAAIIIT A MINUTE ]

Was that a bomb...?!

[ WOW. NOPE. He's diving right down on her to investigate! ]

[abirdinthebag]

HEY!

[Banjo grabbed both Shadow and Kazooie and picked each of them up like they weighed nothing, holding them apart at arm's length.]

That's enough!

I spotted the word "sexist" in shadow's username but his police brutality doesn't discriminate!

[iwannacheat]

[before she could react to shadow, she was held up like that and is now trying to break free. RUDE. BOTH OF THEM.]

Put me down right this instant, bearmonkey!

AHAHAHAGIUHADGOIJ OH MY

[obfuskate]

[ wow nope, he doesn't approve of being grabbed like that. he kind of tries to claw at banjo, struggling to break free. ]

Unhand me!

[abirdinthebag]

Only if you two promise to calm down and talk this over like adults!

[iwannacheat]

[She stops flailing and looks at Banjo deadpan]

That never works on anyone. Lemme get my earrings off and I can take him down!

[obfuskate]

I am not misbehaving. She is rebelling against authority. She is misbehaving.

[ Glaring so many daggers at Kazooie rn. ]

Sorry this took so long!

[abirdinthebag]

Promise.

[He hoped he could look serious enough that they'd listen THIS time and not simply break free and start kicking each other's asses.]

ilu

[iwannacheat]

...

fffffffffffffFine.

[When Banjo is serious, he's fucking serious and this may go on forever unless she complies. Because he is a good samaritan.]

<33333333333333333

[obfuskate]

As long as she behaves, I will. I promise.

[ He doesn't go back on a promise, so he's dead serious about that. No tricks, no lies. ]

[abirdinthebag]

All right then...

[And he sets them both down...]

[iwannacheat]

[Kazooie says nothing, and just dusts off her battered skirt, noticing some light damage to her leg]

[obfuskate]

[ Shadow mirrors her action, flicking at his arm a little before reaching his hand out for her, yet not grabbing her. ]

Now, you will have to come with me. Behave.

[iwannacheat]

Can't I just go with Banjo and we'll call it a day?

[obfuskate]

No. You still must pay your dues. You will be brought into a designated classroom to remain for the day until curfew, and you must write yourself an appeal. Should you not comply, you will receive a more severe punishment.

[ Then... he smirks.

Oh, oh no. When he smirks, that is never a good sign. Ever. Beware, Kazooie. He's got a sinister idea. ]

Have you met Mr. Resetti? He will deal you your more severe punishment if you do not adhere peacefully.

[ Honestly, his presence alone would be one. ]

[abirdinthebag]

Hey, wait a minute, what did she even do wrong to deserve that?

[Since Banjo came late to this party and all that.]

[iwannacheat]

He was harassing me over a skirt!

[abirdinthebag]

He wanted to lock you up over a skirt...?

[He looked at Shadow with a confused and slightly disturbed face.]

What kind of pervert are you?

[iwannacheat]

[she whispers in his ear] Only you get my upskirt privileges...

[obfuskate]

... This is against dress code. Her skirt is too short. I am apprehending her because I do not want to see it.

[ Who would? CRINGE. ]