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[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

Comments

[iwannacheat]

Hey!

[She tries to pull her arm free.]

I also have a right to free speech, needle butt.

[obfuskate]

You also have the right to not insult your superiors.

[ He tightens his grip, mostly to hold onto her and to give a warning:

Don't fucko with Shadow. ]

[iwannacheat]

I don't consider anyone more superior than myself.

[not knowing if hedgehogs have anything between their legs, she's just going to aim a swift kick at one of his shins.]

[obfuskate]

[ woah, NOPE.

Shadow makes it a point to dodge the hell out of that, drawing his focus away from keeping a hold on her. As a result, he lets go of her wrist. Otherwise, well, he probably would have broken it, and there isn't a need for that. Not yet. ]

hi jeff banjo should hijack this thread and calm everyone the fuck down

[iwannacheat]

[she was pulling away as this happened, and falls on the ground when released. What an embarrassing defeat.]

omg yes

[obfuskate]

[ oh okay

you know what he's gonna do then

yep he's gonna try to drag her by her ankle

rude ]

just plurkpinged him

[iwannacheat]

[watch it, officer punkass, the dragging is damaging her best skirt!

She's just going to

like,

pull one of her blue, empty eggs out of her pocket and fling it towards his face.]

Re: just plurkpinged him

[abirdinthebag]

[Wait. Is that Kazooie? Who is dragging her around. Why is he dragging her around.

HE IS DRAGGING HIS BEST FRIEND AROUND.

You'd better believe Banjo did something about it!]

Hey! What's going on here?!

Re: just plurkpinged him

[iwannacheat]

I'm a big girl, Banjo, I can take care of myself! [have another egg, old-timer!]

[obfuskate]

[ He dodges that first egg with ease, his eyes darting to the new company. ] Your little friend has to be apprehended fo-

[ Splat.

Hi, egg on his face. ]

...

... for breaking dress code and disrespecting authority.

[ Deadpan. ]

[abirdinthebag]

Okay, everyone needs to just calm down here... Kazooie, put the eggs away and let's just talk this over.

[iwannacheat]

Humph!

[she had a grenade egg ready to toss, but she just puts it away.]

[obfuskate]

[ sigh fine i guess he could-- wwwwwwwwwwwwwaAAAIIIT A MINUTE ]

Was that a bomb...?!

[ WOW. NOPE. He's diving right down on her to investigate! ]

[abirdinthebag]

HEY!

[Banjo grabbed both Shadow and Kazooie and picked each of them up like they weighed nothing, holding them apart at arm's length.]

That's enough!

I spotted the word "sexist" in shadow's username but his police brutality doesn't discriminate!

[iwannacheat]

[before she could react to shadow, she was held up like that and is now trying to break free. RUDE. BOTH OF THEM.]

Put me down right this instant, bearmonkey!

AHAHAHAGIUHADGOIJ OH MY

[obfuskate]

[ wow nope, he doesn't approve of being grabbed like that. he kind of tries to claw at banjo, struggling to break free. ]

Unhand me!

[abirdinthebag]

Only if you two promise to calm down and talk this over like adults!

[iwannacheat]

[She stops flailing and looks at Banjo deadpan]

That never works on anyone. Lemme get my earrings off and I can take him down!

[obfuskate]

I am not misbehaving. She is rebelling against authority. She is misbehaving.

[ Glaring so many daggers at Kazooie rn. ]

Sorry this took so long!

[abirdinthebag]

Promise.

[He hoped he could look serious enough that they'd listen THIS time and not simply break free and start kicking each other's asses.]

ilu

[iwannacheat]

...

fffffffffffffFine.

[When Banjo is serious, he's fucking serious and this may go on forever unless she complies. Because he is a good samaritan.]

<33333333333333333

[obfuskate]

As long as she behaves, I will. I promise.

[ He doesn't go back on a promise, so he's dead serious about that. No tricks, no lies. ]

[abirdinthebag]

All right then...

[And he sets them both down...]

[iwannacheat]

[Kazooie says nothing, and just dusts off her battered skirt, noticing some light damage to her leg]

[obfuskate]

[ Shadow mirrors her action, flicking at his arm a little before reaching his hand out for her, yet not grabbing her. ]

Now, you will have to come with me. Behave.