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[obfuskate]

[ A challenger shiny new bike approaches!

If one looks around in the parking lot at just about any given time, there is a nice motorcycle parked, locked, and chained, absolutely and positively secured. At other times, the bike is not unattended, accompanied by a black hedgehog either preparing to take off with it or just wiping it down with a microfiber cloth, looking to keep its sheen.

During those times, Shadow seems particularly pleased. Accomplished. Why, yes, this is his pretty new motorbike that he spent a lot of time saving up for. It's not customized internally as much as he wanted it to be, but it will be tinkered with in due time to run like a champion.

Dare to bother him or his cute little hedgie-sized motorcycle? ]

(( the only thing i ask is to please not vandalize the bike without asking first, and even then, i might not be okay with it! ;w; just as a fair warning. however, touching it and doing stuff that won't damage it permanently is fine! even sleeping on it, should you enjoy that. ))

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[obfuskate]

Oh, no need to worry. It is.

[ NOPE, AIN'T BACKING DOWN SO EASILY, BIRD BRAIN. ]

[iwannacheat]

[Neither is she, spikey butts]

Oh.

Okay.

[she cracked her knuckles] I hope self-defense is legal, too.

[obfuskate]

It is, but let this be known:

The last thing you want to do is fight someone like me.

[ This Chaotic butt can't be pecked, Kazooie. CAN'T BE PECKED. ]

[iwannacheat]

[Then it will have to be kicked like how humans do it.]

Yeah. You'd make a terrific final boss for my little adventure here in schoolville, but I can't allow myself to be kidnapped because Banjo kind of needs me.

[What is she doing she never fought like this before...]

[obfuskate]

[ That terminology...

Wait.

What? ]

'Final... boss.'

[ What in heavens does that even mean. ]

[iwannacheat]

You've never joined the hip crowd of geekdom, have you?

[obfuskate]

... Define 'geekdom'.

[ Oh god that word feels so horrible rolling off the tongue he is never saying that EVER AGAIN. ]

[iwannacheat]

[is he for real?]

I'm not a dictionary. Go to the library and find out.

[obfuskate]

Tch... instead, you should opt for actual English instead of obscure slang.

[ obscure in your times, shadow, you oldie ]

[iwannacheat]

Man, what dinosaur age did YOU come from.

[She's not going to get a strife with this old timer after all, is she?. She crosses her arms and turns to walk away.]

Anyway, nice bike.

[obfuskate]

Fifty years.

[ That's all he says before he tries to snatch at her wrist, a snarl bubbling in his throat. ]

Now, you have the right to remain silent. [ In fact, please, please do be silent. ]

[iwannacheat]

Hey!

[She tries to pull her arm free.]

I also have a right to free speech, needle butt.

[obfuskate]

You also have the right to not insult your superiors.

[ He tightens his grip, mostly to hold onto her and to give a warning:

Don't fucko with Shadow. ]

[iwannacheat]

I don't consider anyone more superior than myself.

[not knowing if hedgehogs have anything between their legs, she's just going to aim a swift kick at one of his shins.]

[obfuskate]

[ woah, NOPE.

Shadow makes it a point to dodge the hell out of that, drawing his focus away from keeping a hold on her. As a result, he lets go of her wrist. Otherwise, well, he probably would have broken it, and there isn't a need for that. Not yet. ]

hi jeff banjo should hijack this thread and calm everyone the fuck down

[iwannacheat]

[she was pulling away as this happened, and falls on the ground when released. What an embarrassing defeat.]

omg yes

[obfuskate]

[ oh okay

you know what he's gonna do then

yep he's gonna try to drag her by her ankle

rude ]

just plurkpinged him

[iwannacheat]

[watch it, officer punkass, the dragging is damaging her best skirt!

She's just going to

like,

pull one of her blue, empty eggs out of her pocket and fling it towards his face.]

Re: just plurkpinged him

[abirdinthebag]

[Wait. Is that Kazooie? Who is dragging her around. Why is he dragging her around.

HE IS DRAGGING HIS BEST FRIEND AROUND.

You'd better believe Banjo did something about it!]

Hey! What's going on here?!

Re: just plurkpinged him

[iwannacheat]

I'm a big girl, Banjo, I can take care of myself! [have another egg, old-timer!]

[obfuskate]

[ He dodges that first egg with ease, his eyes darting to the new company. ] Your little friend has to be apprehended fo-

[ Splat.

Hi, egg on his face. ]

...

... for breaking dress code and disrespecting authority.

[ Deadpan. ]

[abirdinthebag]

Okay, everyone needs to just calm down here... Kazooie, put the eggs away and let's just talk this over.

[iwannacheat]

Humph!

[she had a grenade egg ready to toss, but she just puts it away.]

[obfuskate]

[ sigh fine i guess he could-- wwwwwwwwwwwwwaAAAIIIT A MINUTE ]

Was that a bomb...?!

[ WOW. NOPE. He's diving right down on her to investigate! ]

[abirdinthebag]

HEY!

[Banjo grabbed both Shadow and Kazooie and picked each of them up like they weighed nothing, holding them apart at arm's length.]

That's enough!