[ Video ]

[bluestreaker]

[ When the screen zaps on, there's a man that no one's ever possibly seen on campus before. He appears to be outside hiding under a tree, laptop in his lap and trying to keep out of the smoldering summer Sun. Though with the state he's in that's visible, sharp blue hair piercing against the light skin of his shoulders and collar bone (all burnt pink), maybe he is familiar if you were paying attention at prom...

He looks pretty distressed, though, and when he speaks, it's with some tinge of anger. ]

Who just leaves those stupid balls just lying around?! Who does that?! I ran right into one. RIGHT. INTO. ONE.

[ Fingers start to tear into the thick locks of azure spikes, green eyes on the verge of ripening to red. ]

I can't find anymore! I went lookin' as soon as it happened, but they're all gone!

[ Which means he's probably been running around naked as the day he was born, but what does he care? He needs out of this body NOW.

By the end of his outburst, he's crossed between looking upset and looking annoyed. ]

Thiiiissss is not cool. AT ALL. [ He touches his shoulder. ] ow.


[ ooc: Remember last month on personals when I said I would do that open log to rack up some CR? hi there. Just gonna network it.

Just fyi: totally okay with action instead of other medias. ]

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[voice]

[obfuskate]

... First and foremost, put some clothes on.

[GROANS not agaiiiiiiiiiiin]

[ Video ]

[bluestreaker]

Shadow!!

[ Sonic's hands lash forward, digits gripping the screen as he gazes into the camera like the other voice had been missing for years. He ignores his suggestion to give a better one.]

Go grab me another one'a those things! Okay? [ Can you deny that hopeful smile on his face? Can you, Shadow? CAN YOU? ]

Re: [ Video ]

[obfuskate]

Hn. You will have to excuse me for a moment.

[APPARENTLY NOT. He shuts the voice feed off, and for a few moments, he's gone.

... Then, he returns, this time with a video feed and an empty inventory.]

I cannot seem to find any.

[OOPS LOL?]

[Text]

[twistedspoon]

oh no not you too

[ Video ]

[bluestreaker]

[ Oh, he's not even gonna try the damn keyboard. If he starts shooting keys outside, he'll never get them back.

He's quiet while he reads, then gives a mild look of concern. ]

Whatta ya mean, 'you too'?

[twistedspoon]

human thing
sucks huh

[video]

[genderbentmario]

Balls...? What, like an Ultra Ball? I'm not really following you, here.

[ Video; WOW I LAUGHED TOO LOUD AT 'BALLS' ]

[bluestreaker]

The heck is an Ultra ball...? [ He shook his head, paused to think about who he was speaking to, then spoke up again. ] No, they're these dumb things that make ya big and slow and clumsy. [ Considering she was human, might not be nice to gripe about that aspect so blatantly. ]

[video; YEAH SONIC LET'S TALK ABOUT BALLS]

[genderbentmario]

[Big and slow and clumsy? Is this... some kind of weird puberty thing...? Maybe someone stuck, like... an old-timey prison ball and chain onto him?

...OH. OH, WAIT, NO. Lyra sees what's what.]

Oh! Wait, I think I get you. Are you not usually a human?

[video]

[tidalwaves]

[Oh, hey, look, it's that kid Sonic shares a room with who's said maybe an entire word to him since they moved in together.]

What are you talking about?

Re: [video]

[bluestreaker]

[ Oh my god, he does have a voice. ]

Y'know, those things that change ya into a human and suck the fun out of your life? [ You couldn't see it, but his toes were wriggling about quite impatiently. He was starting to get a little stir crazy and running like this wasn't comfortable at all. Nudity aside. ]

you'll have wished he never talked at all soon enough sonic

[tidalwaves]

Oh...

[Squint.]

I guess some people use those, yeah. ... How do you just, like, run into one?

[vela_nova]

Y-you... Why are you... Why are you naked...?!

[bluestreaker]

Why am I human?! That's a better question! [ NO IT ISN'T. ]

[Video]

[deathboss]

Hey aren't you the hedgehog guy?

[Maybe not the same look, but that's the same voice.]

The hell kinda ball turns you into a human?!

Re: [Video]

[bluestreaker]

Yeah. Sonic. Son. Ic.

[ He grunts and taps his head back against the tree behind him. ]

And the kind that shouldn't exist anywhere near me... I don't need it!!

[video]

[makesithot]

Balls? What kind of balls are you talking about? [Chili doesn't seem to be as distraught about the matter as he, but it never hurts to ask!] Whatever they are, maybe I could help you find some!

[Video; I gotta stop laughing at balls, jfc]

[bluestreaker]

[ Sonic gives a little smile to the sudden offer, though he isn't sure how much can be done about it now. ]

They're these things that turn ya human... if you're not one, obviously. [ Though now he's wondering what would happen if they hit a human. Would they turn DOUBLE HUMAN? ]

[Video]

[pinkgingham]

Balls?

[Sable tilts her head, just a little confused.]

What...what do you mean by balls? What kind are you talking about?

[Video; fbfdjkfd it never ends]

[bluestreaker]

The kind that make ya stop being the coolest blue hedgehog... [ He sighs, but also finds himself thinking about that. ] Well, physically.

[video]

[icequeen_aran]

[Sonic you're loud, slightly obnoxious and very naked, but you'll be presented with a video a most elusive creature. Since summer has started this woman has had little reason to be on campus. She's sitting in her chair, surrounded by the dim glow of computers and advanced--almost alien-like--technology behind her, clad only in her skivvies, with blonde hair and eyes as blue his hair.]

Are you hurt?

[She speaks in a dry, almost sultry, and very unimpressed sounding voice, jutting her chin at the screen. She's assuming it's simply The World's Worst Sunburn but she knows well that anything can happen when someone runs around naked on campus.]

Your shoulders.

[Video]

[bluestreaker]

[ Woah, this lady. Sonic leans back from his camera, the gravity of her beauty in the obvious and subtle details not lost on even him. ]

Uhh, ah!

Nah! Just burnt. Human skin doesn't have a whole lotta protection, does it?

[video]

[raw_angel_power]

[Cue angel boy staring excitedly and approvingly into his screen.]

Hey! As a human, you don't look half bad! I like the hair. Totally suits you.

[Video; 1/2]

[bluestreaker]

Oh, thanks! It is pretty awesome, I guess -

[Video; 2/2]

[bluestreaker]

[ ...Hey, wait. No, this sucks.

Sonic shakes his head and tilts his face at the screen.

...Hey, wings! ]

What're you? A bird? Did you get hit with one'a those things, too?! [ How come he gets to keep his wings?! Were they bias?! ]